Camp Events

2024 Camp Events

Stay tuned.  2024 events will be posted at a later date

SUNDAY – OPENING DAY

  • 10am-ish to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
  • All DJ slots are currently available from noon to 9pm
  • 9pm to 11pm:  DJ Peacetree
  • 11pm to close:  DJ Dirty Dan

MONDAY

  • 10am-ish to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
  • Noon to 4pm:  DJ slots available
  • 4pm to 5pm:  MANDATORY SWB CAMP WELCOME MEETING
  • 5pm to 7pm: DJ Jilly of the Valley
  • 7pm to 9pm: DJ Texture
  • 9pm to closing:  FASTER PUSSYCAT!  KILL, KILL!   (Our feline-themed femdom/kink party… and an homage to Russ Meyer’s classic cult pulp fiction film from 1966)
  • 9pm to Midnight:  DJ MoBad
  • Midnight to 2am:  DJ PJ (Admiral Painjoy)

TUESDAY

Spanky’s Wine Bar and the SWB Kink-Attractions are (un)officially closed.  Spankers… feel free to go out and enjoy Burning Man!

  • 3:14pm:  Camp Pie Hole – Pie Eating Contest
    • Bring a partner and your creative side to join this pie eating competition! We will have prizes for the team that is the fastest, most sensual, most creative, and funniest at eating pie
    • “Pies” will be whip cream in a tin to make this cleaner on the Playa
    • No hands can be used by either teammate
    • The goal will be the find the cherry in the whip the fastest, the most sensual, the most creative, or in the funniest way
  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
  • 4pm to 6pm:  The Little Black Dress Parade with The Burning Band at Snowflake Village – Esplanade and 7:30

WEDNESDAY

  • 10am to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
  • Noon to 2pm:  DJ slots available
  • 2pm to 4pm:  DJ Sex Panther
  • 4pm to 6pm:  DJ Lauren Frisk
  • 6pm to 9pm:  DJ Niloc and Olivia Rose Goth Jam
  • 9pm to 1am:  SPANK DAT BOOTIE!
  • World Famous Bootie Mashup DJs Adriana & Jupiter!!!
    • They always draw a huge crowd and bring down the house!

THURSDAY

Spanky’s Wine Bar and the SWB Kink-Attractions are (un)officially closed.  Spankers… feel free to go out and enjoy Burning Man!  (more explanation below)

  • 3:14pm:  Camp Pie Hole – Pie Eating Contest
    • Bring a partner and your creative side to join this pie eating competition! We will have prizes for the team that is the fastest, most sensual, most creative, and funniest at eating pie
    • “Pies” will be whip cream in a tin to make this cleaner on the Playa
    • No hands can be used by either teammate
    • The goal will be the find the cherry in the whip the fastest, the most sensual, the most creative, or in the funniest way
  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone

FRIDAY

  • 10am to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
  • Noon to 5pm:  DJ slots available
  • 5pm to 7pm:  Company Sound System DJs
  • 7pm to 9pm: DJ Jordan Davenport
  • 9pm to close:  FRIDAY FURRIES PARTY
  • 9pm to 11pm:  DJ Chris Mendel
  • 11pm to 2am:  The Galactic Effect DJs

SATURDAY

  • 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
  • 10am to 2pm:  DJ slots available
  • 4pm to 5pm:  MANDITORY FINAL CAMP MEETING (and the coronation of Dano as official leader of Spanky’s!)
  • 2pm to 6pm:  Celtic Chaos Take Over DJs
  • 6pm to 7-or-8pm:  DJ Caro Ledge
  • 7pm to 10pm:  THE MAN BURNS (SWB closed)
  • 10pm to 2am:  DJ Rich Green… Guest DJ? (Dirty Dan?)

SUNDAY

  • 8am to 6pm:  CAMP BREAKDOWN AND PACKING (all hands on deck!)
  • Afternoon:  The Last Supper (Camp Meal at Eve’s Kitchen)
  • 7pm to Midnight:  THE WINE-DOWN PARTY (aka…SWINE BAR) Dirty Dan and DJ PJ (Admiral Painjoy)

MONDAY

  • All Spankers finish packing up, loading up, and participate in the final MOOP sweeps.

NOTE:

So… here’s the deal with Tuesday and Thursday.  Because this is a transition year for Spanky’s, we wanted to make it a smaller/easier camp.  So… fewer events, fewer attractions, less infrastructure, and fewer people.  Fewer Spankers means less manpower available for workshifts.

Plus, we wanted to give Spankers some guaranteed time to go out and enjoy Bman with whomever they want, without worrying if they have a workshift when you wanna hang/party with them.

Also, even though we will be closed on Tuesday and Thursday, Spankers can still hang out at the bar and play some playlists off their phones, etc., if they don’t feel like going out.  But the bar should NOT be lit up… and the music should STAY AT A LOW VOLUME.  We are NOT trying to attract customers.  We will not have the manpower to have all necessary departments functioning (like security, sanctuary, kink stuff, etc.).

REGARDING OPEN DAYTIME DJ SLOTS…

Contact DJ Dirty Dan if you’re interested in playing some music during the open slots listed above.   You don’t need to be a pro-DJ.  You don’t need professional equipment.  Dirty Dan will show you how to safely use the mixer (and microphone if you want).  It’s a piece of cake.  All you need is a playlist on your phone (or other device).  And it doesn’t need to be EDM… daytime is the perfect time for eclectic music!  Blues, rock, country, classical, oldies, whatever!

Marriage ceremonies

Love is in the air!  We’re having not one, but two ceremonies at camp.  How exciting is that‽

  • Olivia and Colin are getting married!
    • Wednesday, just before sunset
    • Bring your SWB appetizer, wine, champagne, or snacks to share
  •  Dallas and Ryan are getting married!
    • Friday, just before sunset
    • Roman themed, so togas are encouraged
    • Bring your favorite bottle of wine of some grapes and cheese to share with camp after the ceremony

DJ Sets and bass events

Monday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-4 PM Spanky’s Fam Jam
4-5 PM Euphoric (melodic/DNB?)
5-6 PM Sunshine (trap Bass)
6-9 PM Jordan Davinport
9-11 PM Maxamillion
12-2 AM Luzi Tudor

Tuesday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-4 PM Spanky’s Fam Jam
4-7 PM Dirty Dan’s TV Theme Song Party
7-9 PM Niloc and Lazy Bar Sluts Goth-tails party
9-11 PM Lazer
11-1 AM Squacheck
1-2 AM Niloc (Dance Set)

Wednesday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-4 PM Spanky’s Fam Jam
4-6 PM Mobad (aka Nathan)
Sunset Wedding
9 PM till close – Bootie Mashup Party w/Adriana A and Friends

Thursday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-3 PM Spanky’s Fam Jam
4-6 PM David Willis
6-7 PM Jamais Vu
7-9 PM Gage Hanks
9-11 PM Lou E Bagels
11 till close – SubSqwad

Friday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-3 PM Spanky’s Fam Jam
3 till sunset – Chris Mindel and Wolfpack Take Over
Sunset Wedding
7-9 PM Sakiibaum
9 till close – Festival of Bubastis (Zaria, Mienne, Goth Thug, Admiral PainJoy)

Saturday
Wake up till noon – Morning Painjoy Radio
12-4 PM Celtic Chaos Take Over
4-5:30 PM Jamais Vu
5:30 till ?? – Burn Tone Rangole
The Man Burns!!!!
10-12 PM Vic Crulich
12-1 AM Dirty Dan
Closer – Karl Mak

Sunday
Sundown – The Legendary SWINE BAR PARTY w/ APJ & Dirty Dan

Spank-u

Monday
1 PM – BDSM 101 with Headmaster Snow Patrol (Beginner) – Location: BASS

Tuesday
12:45 PM – Consent Home Room with Head Officer PK (Beginner) – Location: BASS
1 PM – BDSM 101 with Headmaster SP (Beginner) – Location: BASS
2 PM – Femdom 101 and Internet Kink Safety with Goddess Lazy Bar Slut and Head Officer PK (Beginner) – Location: BASS
2:30 PM – Maestro and Kelsey Play Scene (Advanced) – Location: Dungeon/Play Space

Wednesday
12:45 PM – Consent Home Room with Head Officer PK (Beginner) – Location: BASS
1 PM – BDSM 101 with Headmaster SP (Beginner) – Location: BASS
2 PM – Impact 201 (Advanced): Giving The Sting and Thud Safely with Miss Melody and El Cabello – Location: Dungeon/Play Space
2:45 PM – Not your Therapist’s CBT with Miss Melody and El Cabello (Advanced) – Location: Dungeon/Play Space

Thursday
1 PM – BDSM 101 with Headmaster SP (Beginner) – Location: BASS
2 PM – Fetishes 101 with Goddess Lazy Bar Slut (Beginner) – Location: BASS

Friday
12:45 PM – Consent Home Room with Head Officer PK (Beginner) – Location: BASS
1 PM – BDSM 101 with Headmaster SP (Beginner) – Location: BASS
2 PM – Basic Bondage for Non-Basic Bitches with Goddess Lazy Bar Slut (Beginner) – Location: BASS

Saturday
12:45 PM – Consent Home Room with Head Officer PK (Beginner) – Location: BASS
1 PM – Radio Clit Presents: Clit Mastery Workshop The 5 Types of Clit and What They Do with Playa Godmother and Sugar (Advanced) – Location: Bass and Dungeon/Play Space

 

If you have an idea for a fun/sexy/cool event at SWB, contact the appropriate manager.  You can find them on our Contact page.