Camp Events

• Saturday
  • 8:00 – All I want for Christmas is a Soft Opening – Our Christmas themed soft opening party. We get to test out all our attractions and fete our fetid fellow burn builders before gate opens. Bring people presents? Sit on Santa’s Lap? Celebrate Christmas YOUR way.
• Monday
  • 5:30 – All Camp Meeting – This is MANDATORY FOR ALL MEMBERS (see article)
  • 7:00 – Whorientation – Learn how to do your fucking jobs (see article)
  • 8:00 – Spankers Only Party – Meet and Greet. Finish your training
  • 10:00 – Noob Handcuffed Bar Crawl – Get tethered to your new favorite friend, and explore the neighborhood with your sinful spanker siblings
• Tuesday
  • 3:00 – Little Black Dress Cocktail Hour – Your dress is tight, might as well loosen up a bit with your fellow natty nasties with a cocktail in the Chill-o-torium 
  • 4:00 – Little Black Dress Parade – The Burner Band is bringing back its booming and squawking and we are gonna support them like a high-quality handbra, get gussied, and dustied.
  • 5:00 – Neighbors Potluck dinner – Do you have a delicious dish you’d like to disperse among spankers? Something to share, serve, or split? Meet at the SNATCH for potluck participating and partaking…please
    • Note: The kitchen will be available to all who wish to cook something for the potluck.  Normal rules apply, clean up after yourself.  Fridge space in the kitchen is also available for use for the ASS program or the potlock.
• Wednesday
  • 12:00 – 6:00 – Spanky’s Does Distrikt – Let’s show the sound camps how WE party (see the article)
  • 9:00 – Please Cum to Prom – Remember prom? Maybe you went. Maybe you were too cool. This year, I PROMise that even the cool kids will be lookin fine and struttin their stuff to sultry beats and groovy tunes, but well…you don’t exactly have to leave room for Jesus. Also there’s definitely no adult supervision–just unsupervised adults. Classy the joint up a little. Maybe wear a tie? Get tied up?
• Thursday
  • 9:00 – Plan 69 From Outer Space Party – Is it porn? Is it sci-fi? Who knows. Rock something shiny, spacy, spicey, and feisty.
• Friday
  • 9:00 – Pussy Galore Feline Femme Party – Celebrating our lady DJs, and other sexy things. Like…uh cats? Cat ears, leopard print, rockin rhythms – what more could you want in life?
• Saturday
  • 11:00 – Burn Night Bacchanalia – Whether you’re returning from getting burnt by the ashes of the man in your birthday suit, or wearing the traditional toga-attire, celebrate the burning of the man in the style of our ancestors, by guzzling wine with a buncha weirdos and frolicking all night long
• Sunday
  • 3:00 – Sweat Baby Sweat – The first part of strike. While we’ve got all hands, we are gonna do a few hours of serious ass-work pulling some key features of our camp apart, before all heading to the temple for a good final cry. Meet under the BASS for your work assignments.
  • 9:00 – SWINE BAR – After you watch the temple burn, you’re gonna need a serious emotional pick-me-up. I mean you could just sadly go home still in your feels–or you could join us for our stripped down and wildly stupid swine bar–(for those of you that don’t know–this has nothing to do with our porcine friends–but we won’t judge if you go running around with one of those cute little curly tails jammed in your butt)
• Monday
  • 9:00AM – STRIKE CAMP – ALL HANDS

• Monday
  • 4:30 PM: MANDATORY camp meeting under the BASS
• Tuesday
  • 4 PM – ???: Techno Tu-Tu Tuesday
• Wednesday
  • 9 PM – 2 AM: Masquerade Ball – Spanky’s Mash-Up Party
• Thursday
  • 4 PM – ??: Thursday Thrills
• Friday
  • 9 PM – 2 AM: Feline Friday
• Saturday
  • 4 PM – Burn: Celtic Chaos Take Over
  • 6:30 PM – 7 PM: Kayleen and Adam Make it Official
  • Post Burn: Burn Night Bacchanalia
• Sunday
  • Post Burn – Swine Bar

SUNDAY – OPENING DAY

• 10am-ish to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
• All DJ slots are currently available from noon to 9pm
• 9pm to 11pm:  DJ Peacetree
• 11pm to close:  DJ Dirty Dan

MONDAY

• 10am-ish to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
• Noon to 4pm:  DJ slots available
• 4pm to 5pm:  MANDATORY SWB CAMP WELCOME MEETING
• 5pm to 7pm: DJ Jilly of the Valley
• 7pm to 9pm: DJ Texture
• 9pm to closing:  FASTER PUSSYCAT!  KILL, KILL!   (Our feline-themed femdom/kink party… and an homage to Russ Meyer’s classic cult pulp fiction film from 1966)
• 9pm to Midnight:  DJ MoBad
• Midnight to 2am:  DJ PJ (Admiral Painjoy)

TUESDAY

Spanky’s Wine Bar and the SWB Kink-Attractions are (un)officially closed.  Spankers… feel free to go out and enjoy Burning Man!

• 3:14pm:  Camp Pie Hole – Pie Eating Contest
  • Bring a partner and your creative side to join this pie eating competition! We will have prizes for the team that is the fastest, most sensual, most creative, and funniest at eating pie
  • “Pies” will be whip cream in a tin to make this cleaner on the Playa
  • No hands can be used by either teammate
  • The goal will be the find the cherry in the whip the fastest, the most sensual, the most creative, or in the funniest way
• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
• 4pm to 6pm:  The Little Black Dress Parade with The Burning Band at Snowflake Village – Esplanade and 7:30

WEDNESDAY

• 10am to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
• Noon to 2pm:  DJ slots available
• 2pm to 4pm:  DJ Sex Panther
• 4pm to 6pm:  DJ Lauren Frisk
• 6pm to 9pm:  DJ Niloc and Olivia Rose Goth Jam
• 9pm to 1am:  SPANK DAT BOOTIE!
• World Famous Bootie Mashup DJs Adriana & Jupiter!!!
  • They always draw a huge crowd and bring down the house!

THURSDAY

Spanky’s Wine Bar and the SWB Kink-Attractions are (un)officially closed.  Spankers… feel free to go out and enjoy Burning Man!  (more explanation below)

• 3:14pm:  Camp Pie Hole – Pie Eating Contest
  • Bring a partner and your creative side to join this pie eating competition! We will have prizes for the team that is the fastest, most sensual, most creative, and funniest at eating pie
  • “Pies” will be whip cream in a tin to make this cleaner on the Playa
  • No hands can be used by either teammate
  • The goal will be the find the cherry in the whip the fastest, the most sensual, the most creative, or in the funniest way
• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone

FRIDAY

• 10am to Noon:  Morning Painjoy Radio
• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
• Noon to 5pm:  DJ slots available
• 5pm to 7pm:  Company Sound System DJs
• 7pm to 9pm: DJ Jordan Davenport
• 9pm to close:  FRIDAY FURRIES PARTY
• 9pm to 11pm:  DJ Chris Mendel
• 11pm to 2am:  The Galactic Effect DJs

SATURDAY

• 10am to 2am:  Buffer Zone
• 10am to 2pm:  DJ slots available
• 4pm to 5pm:  MANDITORY FINAL CAMP MEETING (and the coronation of Dano as official leader of Spanky’s!)
• 2pm to 6pm:  Celtic Chaos Take Over DJs
• 6pm to 7-or-8pm:  DJ Caro Ledge
• 7pm to 10pm:  THE MAN BURNS (SWB closed)
• 10pm to 2am:  DJ Rich Green… Guest DJ? (Dirty Dan?)

SUNDAY

• 8am to 6pm:  CAMP BREAKDOWN AND PACKING (all hands on deck!)
• Afternoon:  The Last Supper (Camp Meal at Eve’s Kitchen)
• 7pm to Midnight:  THE WINE-DOWN PARTY (aka…SWINE BAR) Dirty Dan and DJ PJ (Admiral Painjoy)

MONDAY

• All Spankers finish packing up, loading up, and participate in the final MOOP sweeps.

NOTE:

So… here’s the deal with Tuesday and Thursday.  Because this is a transition year for Spanky’s, we wanted to make it a smaller/easier camp.  So… fewer events, fewer attractions, less infrastructure, and fewer people.  Fewer Spankers means less manpower available for workshifts.

Plus, we wanted to give Spankers some guaranteed time to go out and enjoy Bman with whomever they want, without worrying if they have a workshift when you wanna hang/party with them.

Also, even though we will be closed on Tuesday and Thursday, Spankers can still hang out at the bar and play some playlists off their phones, etc., if they don’t feel like going out.  But the bar should NOT be lit up… and the music should STAY AT A LOW VOLUME.  We are NOT trying to attract customers.  We will not have the manpower to have all necessary departments functioning (like security, sanctuary, kink stuff, etc.).

REGARDING OPEN DAYTIME DJ SLOTS…

Contact DJ Dirty Dan if you’re interested in playing some music during the open slots listed above.   You don’t need to be a pro-DJ.  You don’t need professional equipment.  Dirty Dan will show you how to safely use the mixer (and microphone if you want).  It’s a piece of cake.  All you need is a playlist on your phone (or other device).  And it doesn’t need to be EDM… daytime is the perfect time for eclectic music!  Blues, rock, country, classical, oldies, whatever!

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