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2023 Spankys t-shirts

It’s finally here!  New t-shirt designs for 2023!
 

Tank Top

The artwork

T-Shirt

Shirts are grey and masterfully printed on quality shirts of a cotton and polyester blend that are sure to be the envy of all your friends.  They are $20 USD, and are available in both T-shirts and tank tops, with sizes ranging from Small to XXL.

If you want one (and why wouldn’t you?) send your funds using Zelle using the QR code or details below.  Please make sure to include the type and size of the shirt(s).  Shirts will be available for pickup on the Playa at Spanky’s Wine Bar.

Embroidered Patches

Want to be the talk of the town?  Now you can do so with these totally tubular 8 inch (20.32 cm for our Metric friends) embroidered patches.  They are $20 each and can be picked up on the Playa at Spanky’s Wine Bar.  Order yours today by using the Zelle info below.

Zelle isn’t your thing?  Not a problem! Contact Admiral Painjoy for other payment options.