the Kinky Mountain Farm

What is The Kinky Mountain Farm?

The Kinky Mountain Farm (KMF) is the name of the work-ranch where Spanky’s creates and maintains it’s wonderful toys and attractions.  We have work/parties at this site where we prep for and cleanup after the Burning Man event. If you live in the Western USA, please attend one (or all) of these work weekends. Many hands make light work, and there’s something for everyone to do.

Where is it?

Liam’s farm  in Garden Valley (about 40 minutes east of Sacramento).

5111 Marshall Road
Garden Valley CA 95633

when are They?

Scheduled work/parties are:

  • June 24-26 Fri-Sun
  • August 19-21 Fri-Sun
  • Sept 8-11 Thu-Sun

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There is ample room for RV and tent camping. We will have a port-o-pottie on site. You should bring sunscreen, snacks, water and sleeping gear. Also, bring a little money for food (we sometimes go out to a local restaurant for lunch and/or dinner). We will have beer, and wine for ya!

At night, after the work is done, we usually have a bonfire, music and shenanigans. If you have a dog, the KMF is okay for friendly, well-behaved dogs, but you may want to bring a leash/runner, as we are right next to a busy road.  But NOTE: The KMF is an actual farm, with animals!

More info will be coming in the upcoming SWB newsletters.

What should I wear?

Nudity is not only allowed… it’s encouraged!  But casual work clothes (that can get paint on them), work gloves, hat, sunglasses, sunscreen and a light jacket for night-time.