The Bar
The bar is located under the Big-Ass-Shade-Structure (BASS) and is the central focal point of the camp. Visit the Contact page to see the current bar management.
We have a Bar?
Hell yeah we do. Spanky’s is first and foremost a wine bar. We serve absurdly large quantities of alcohol. We have people roll some dice, do some fun things, tell us dad jokes, be silly, be sexy, and just sometimes a butthole or two gets lit on fire. What’s not to like?
The Libations
Spanky’s Wine Bar proudly serves the best shitty wine and the best shitty beer on the Playa. You won’t find shittier Cardboardeaux anywhere on playa, and the PBR is…well…it’s PBR.
the DisCoTeque
Under our BASS is probably the single most repulsive, raucous, and rambunctious dance-floor on all playa. Between singed bungholes, rosy cheeks, a bevy of booming DJs, and a cadre of cavorting lovelies gracing our various stages, you will experience a frenzy of fun and frolic beyond your wildest dreams.
The Game
The goings on at our fair drinking establishment are centered on a simple game of chance. While playing is strictly optional it is also strongly encouraged. Patrons roll the dice, and what happens next is up to the fates to decide. At Spanky’s we deal in experiences, hilarity, and a fair amount of casual nudity. Deviant Dare Dice tends to cause all of the above.