Work Shifts

Job Title:  DOCENT

Prerequisites: Must train with RV Cervixes during build week. Friendly personality and desire to help your fellow Spankers

Report to: RV Cervixes, or Dano, Webster, or Deryck

Objective: To greet Spankers as they arrive in camp early in Burn Week. 

Description: Meet, greet, and welcome Spankers as they arrive in camp. Please note that these shifts only occur during build week. Docent shifts end the Monday after the main event starts.

Shift Duration: 8:00 hours

Hours of Operation: Thursday 6:00 pm – 2:00 am, Friday 6:00 pm – 2:00 am, Saturday 2:00 am – 10:00 am, 10:00 am – 6:00 pm, 6:00 pm – 2:00 am, Sunday 2:00 am – 10:00 am, 10:00 am – 6:00 pm, 6:00 pm – 2:00 am, Monday 6:00 pm – 2:00 am. 

Equipment Needed: Camp Map, Camp Roster, Camp radio, flashlight, pen, patience, open mind and sense of humor

Duties:  Hang out in SWB HQ.  As Spankers arrive in camp, give them their arrival packets (camp map, work shifts, name tags, condoms, stickers, consent policy paperwork, etc). Have them read and sign Consent Policy. Inform them that in order to keep camp safe, they must wear their name tag lanyards AT ALL TIMES when in camp.  Walk them to their allocated camping spot, and confirming it on Camp Master Map in SWB HQ. 

Prerequisite:  A deep desire to inflict our SWB hijinks on our patrons & get them to have the best fucking time ever in the best goddamn bar on the Playa!  You will need to do a short training on the flaming enema, spanking & flogging.

Report to:  Bartenders first, then Camp Bitch.

Objective:  Walk around the bass encouraging folks to play the dice game, try a flaming enema, try some light dungeon activities & generally participate

Description: The majority of your duties will be inflicting the rolls of the deviant dice game but you should also be interacting with patrons and encouraging them to participate in whichever way feels right for them

Shift Duration:  4:00 hours

Hours of Operation:  4:00 pm – 8:00 pm, 6:00 pm – 10:00 pm,  8:00 pm – 12:00 am, 10:00 pm – 2:00 am, 12:00am – 4:00 am

Training Videos :

• Spanking –  https://youtu.be/0SHponHvvIY
• Flaming Enema – https://youtu.be/LJtR7CJSQik
• Spank-O-Matic – https://youtu.be/ExAeeSQhTnc

Equipment Needed:  Your sexy ass!

Duties:  You are the face of the deviant dice game. Anything that is rolled that needs a SWB staff member to facilitate will be done by you ie:  spanking, flogging, flaming enemas etc.  Engage with our guests in a way that makes them want to keep hanging out & invite all of their friends back to the best fucking bar on the Playa!

Prerequisites: None

Report to: BAR LEAD first,  Bar Manager second,  Camp Bitch last.

Objective: Sling shitty wine, shitty beer, entertain the patrons of Spanky’s Wine Bar

Shift Duration: 4:00 hours

Hours of Operation: 4:00 pm – 8:00 pm, 6:00 pm – 10:00 pm, 8:00 pm – 12:00 am, 10:00 pm – 2:00 am, 12:00 am – 4:00 am

Training Videos :

• Bartending – https://youtu.be/YT9_5A68L1U
• Spanking –  https://youtu.be/0SHponHvvIY
• Flaming Enema – https://youtu.be/LJtR7CJSQik

Duties:

• Serve beer and wine to Spanky’s Wine Bar patrons
• The job of administering Flaming Enemas, and spankings, etc are those of our Participation Ambassadors/Carnies.   Only leave your bartending post to administer such things if they are swamped.
• SWB does not tolerate underage drinking (21 and over only!)  Always check IDs… carefully.  On occasion, law enforcement does “sting operations” to entrap bars at Bman.  They will usually use young girls in these stings.  The girls will be sent in and will try to get alcohol or drugs.  Don’t fall for it!  Be diligent!  You can be personally ticketed/fined for serving booze to a minor or having any hand in finding, selling, gifting, trading drugs… plus, they could shut down SWB.  Note:  Weed is still illegal at Burning Man… because it’s held on BLM (federal) land.
• We are not allowed to serve anyone who is already drunk or clearly on substances.  This is a real law!
• It is okay for 18+ customers to be in the camp and participate in other adult activities… but they can’t drink unless they are over 21… and they can’t be “at the bar”
• People under 18 are not allowed in Spanky’s front yard.
• We don’t allow photography or video at SWB.
• We have games at the bar (like Deviant Dare Dice).  Nobody should be forced to play, but please encourage them to play!  And nobody should be forced to perform the result of a roll of the dice if they don’t want to.  A fun approach, when somebody refuses to do what “the dice say” is to tell them they have to leave Spanky’s…. and come back in two minutes and can come back and try again (the last part will confuse them… and then they’ll smile)
• There should always be hand sanitizer visible and accessible to all SWB patrons
• There should also be at least one big water cooler at the bar… with clean ice in it!  Remind patrons to stay hydrated!
• Offer water to any patrons who seem to have had too much alcohol.  It’s illegal to give more booze to somebody who is already drunk
• When welcoming patrons, and checking their IDs, let them know about the Rules of Consent and Rules of the Bar… which should be posted prominently at the bar.  Let them know to report any violations to a bartender, security, or any member of the camp
• Be familiar with the layout of the bar and the location of all the bar supplies
• The vibe at the bar should be fun, but not overly rowdy. The scene should be sexy but not creepy/sleazy. If things get out of hand, nothing stops a ‘bad scene’ faster than killing the music. If you need help with unruly customers, let the BAR LEAD know.  And there will be “SWB Security” available to help. Know who the Security personnel are during your shift.
• Spanky’s is a non-smoking bar.  However, there will be a table designated as a “smoking zone” so you can direct smokers there.  Keep an eye on the ashtrays too.
• Know where the fire extinguisher is and know how to use it.
• There will be a “bar back” (or two) during each shift.  One of the BARBACKS is the BAR LEAD, and ultimately in charge of the bar during their shift.  Bartenders should read the job descriptions for their bar backs.
• Keep the bar and trash organized. There will be two types of trash cans at the bar, one for general trash, one for recyclables. Use them properly… make sure others are too.  Empty and crush all cans before putting them in the recycle trash can.
• Be mindful of your “pour”.  We have a limited supply of wine and other alcohol
• There is a “Lost and Found” area in the bar.  Know where it is.  Place any left-behind items in there.
• Learn the proper procedures for the coolers.  There is a system for making sure that cold drinks are served.
• Ensure that there is always cold beer and white wine
• NEVER use your hands to get ice that will be served in drinks.  Contaminating the ice is a health code violation… and gross!  Always use a scooper.  All drink-ice must come from Bman/Arctica.  There is ONE cooler with only ice in it… this is the one for drink ice.  Nothing else goes in that cooler.  It must be sanitized daily (or as needed)
• We don’t ever serve fresh squeezed juice… health code violation.  (store-bought juices and mixers are OK.)
• Don’t serve drinks in used cups (unless it is the customer’s personal cup)
• There are cleaning supplies behind the bar.  Clean messes as they happen
• The last shift of the night is responsible for cleaning up the bar, surrounding bar area, and hiding the alcohol.
• Remind guest bartenders (read: Naked Bartender – dice game) to follow all the bar rules.  Supervise them!
• And once again…CHECK IDs!!! 

Prerequisites: None other than attending training by Bar Manager

Report To: Bar Manager (Captain Obvious, aka Jodi) first;  Camp Bitch Second;  

Objective:  Keep the logistics of the bar flowing smoothly. Make sure the bartenders have everything they need at their fingertips.

Shift Duration: 4:00 hr

Hour of operation: 10:30pm – 2:30am, 12:30 midnight – 4:30 am

Equipment Needed:  Your sexy ass!

Duties:  YOU are in charge of the bar during your shift.   

• YOU are also a BARBACK to keep the coolers stocked etc.   
• Bar Lead goes on duty one hour before we open at 4pm. 
• Make sure that coolers are filled, beer and wine cold, bar is set up and ready to roll.
• Keep coolers stocked and water jug filled. 
• When the BAR LEAD goes off shift, the BARBACK is in charge. 
• Support and train the bartenders as they come on shift
• Tend Bar if needed.
• Overlap with next BAR BACK by 30 minutes to get them up to speed at shift change.
• Clean the bar, wipe it down and remove all the trash at the end of the shift
• Bar backs need to know the whole job description for Bartenders.  Please read all of that.
• The bartenders are SWB’s “front line” personnel.  Your job is to make theirs easier by not letting them get bogged down in resupplying/stocking, cleaning, logistics, etc
• Make sure your hands are clean when working in the coolers!
• Coolers need to be periodically drained of water, and fresh ice added
• Keep the trash/recycling organized. As cans fill up, pull out the bag and tie it off with a twist-tie. Then put a new bag in the can. All aluminum cans should be crushed and stored separately so we can bring them to recycle camp the following day.
  Once any general (non-recycling) trash bag is full and tied up, it should be deposited in the Dump Trailer behind the bar.  REMINDER: The Dump Trailer is for BAR TRASH only.  No personal trash.  No trailer trash.  No trash from the public.
• Keep the bar top free of trash/junk, clean and organized. There are cleaning supplies located under the bar. Use disinfectant spray as needed.
• Keep the supplies under the bar neat and organized. If we are running out of bar supplies (cups, cleaning products, etc) alert the Bar Manager.
• Keep the ground surrounding the bar free of trash.
  Do not leave a messy, sticky bar for the next shift to clean.
• Act as a “go-fer” if the bartenders need anything else.
• Report any violations of the bar or consent to the bartenders or SWB security

Prerequisites: Bartending experience at Spanky’s

Report To: Bar Manager (Captain Obvious, aka Jodi) first;  Camp Bitch Second.

Objective:  Keep the logistics of the bar flowing smoothly. Make sure the bartenders have everything they need at their fingertips.

Shift Duration: 8:00 hours

Hour of operation: 3pm – 11pm

Equipment Needed:  Your sexy ass!

• Duties:  YOU are in charge of the bar during your shift.   
• YOU are also a BARBACK to keep the coolers stocked etc.   
• Bar Lead goes on duty one hour before we open at 4pm. 
• Make sure that coolers are filled, beer and wine cold, bar is set up and ready to roll. Keep coolers stocked and water jug filled. 
• Support  and train the bartenders as they come on shift
• Tend Bar if needed.
• Overlap with next BAR BACK by 30 minutes to get them up to speed at shift change.
• YOU are also the BARBACK during your shift, so you need to know the BARBACK Duties listed under that job description
• Bar backs need to know the whole job description for Bartenders.  Please read all of that.
• The bartenders are SWB’s “front line” personnel.  Your job is to make theirs easier by not letting them get bogged down in resupplying/stocking, cleaning, logistics, etc
• Make sure your hands are clean when working in the coolers!
• Coolers need to be periodically drained of water, and fresh ice added
• Keep the trash/recycling organized. As cans fill up, pull out the bag and tie it off with a twist-tie. Then put a new bag in the can. All aluminum cans should be crushed and stored separately so we can bring them to recycle camp the following day.
  Once any general (non-recycling) trash bag is full and tied up, it should be deposited in the Dump Trailer behind the bar.  REMINDER: The Dump Trailer is for BAR TRASH only.  No personal trash.  No trailer trash.  No trash from the public.
• Keep the bar top free of trash/junk, clean and organized. There are cleaning supplies located under the bar. Use disinfectant spray as needed.
• Keep the supplies under the bar neat and organized. If we are running out of bar supplies (cups, cleaning products, etc) alert the Bar Manager.
• Keep the ground surrounding the bar free of trash.
• Do not leave a messy, sticky bar for the next shift to clean.
• Act as a “go-fer” if the bartenders need anything else.
• Report any violations of the bar or consent to the bartenders or SWB security

Prerequisite:  You must have minimum one year SWB experience to do this job.

Report to: Dano, Webster, or Deryck

Objective:  To act as the “Village Supervisor”, oversee the village staff, toys and infrastructure. Ensure that Spankers show up for their work shifts. Act as roving problem solver.

Description:  Despite the title, Camp Bitch should usually be a fun and pleasant job with an attitude that reflects the same. Please have a clear head for your entire shift.

Shift Duration: 6:00 or 8:00 hours

Hours of Operation: 6:00 am – 12:00 pm, 12:00 pm – 8:00 pm, 8:00 pm – 4:00 am

Equipment Needed: Village Map, SWB Vest/Hat, Paper/Pen, WORKSHIFT ROSTER, DJ schedule, Flashlight, SWB radio, NARCAN. Know location of First Aid kit, senior SWB staff, medical staff, fire extinguishers

Duties – Staffing:

• Get shift roster from SWB HQ.  This will have all the names and hours of Spankers “on duty” during your shift.  
• We like things staffed, so if somebody doesn’t show up for their shift, send the Bottom Bitch to roust them from their tent/RV to report.  If they are AWOL, try to find another Spanker to cover their shift.  BE SURE TO NOTE “PRESENT” or “AWOL” ON THE SHIFT ROSTER!
• Terminate the shift of any Spanker that is being unsafe or is doing their job so badly that you feel it must be stopped
• Check to see if workers need anything (sunscreen, food, water, etc)
• Put completed SHIFT ROSTER in binder at SWB HQ at the end of the shift

Duties – General:

• CAMP BITCH is in charge of Spanky’s Wine Bar during your shift.   The buck stops with you (mostly).
• Meet, Greet, and Fluff guest DJs when they start their shift. Coordinate with Music Team (M.I.A.) regarding DJ schedule. 
• Periodically check on structures, toys and other equipment for safety and security
• Periodically check on generator fuel levels and contact  SPOOGE (Olaf ) or SEX (Dano) if the gennie needs filling (1/4 tank or less)
• Welcome any new Spankers (village members) as they arrive at Bman. Let them know that the first thing they should do is be officially “Greeted” by one of the SPANKY’S DOCENTS who will be on duty until Tuesday at midnight.  After that, it is the duty of the CAMP BITCH to greet, place, and welcome late arriving Spankers.
• Check in with other SWB managers (learn who they are) to see if they need anything (Bar, MOD Squad, Dancers, Kitchen/Sanctuary, etc.)
• Know how to handle and report emergencies. Cooperate with BRC Rangers and/or Law Enforcement if a situation arises
• Wear hat (or not) and vest during shift. Return equipment to SWB HQ at the end of your shift (or give equipment to the next Camp Bitch).
• Put radio in charger.
• Inform Knees (head of security), or Dano of any emergencies

Prerequisite: None

Report to: Camp Bitch (Top Bitch)

Objective: Learn how the camp runs.  Consider it Camp Bitch Trainee

Description: Despite the title, Aide de Camp Bitch is probably even more fun and pleasant than the one it shadows. Please have a clear head for your entire shift.

Shift Duration: 6:00 hours

Hours of Operation: 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm, 10:00 pm – 4:00 am

Equipment Needed: Your ass, Paper/Pen, Flashlight, and a desire to learn.

Duties: Act as a “go fer” for the Camp Bitch. Help CB ensure that all of our attractions are properly staffed.  Solve problems. Interact with our visitors.  Check fuel levels in the gennies. Help security patrol camp. 

Prerequisite: Knowledge of basic first aid. Ability to remain calm to manage and resolve conflicts. Ability to recognize when a situation needs further medical attention (Rampart, LEO’s, Rangers)

Reports to: Camp Bitch first, Wesleigh second.

Objective: Provide comfort and care to those in crisis or in need of medical attention.

Description: This is a safe and confidential space for Spankers
or patrons that need to retreat and recover, or to receive basic first aid. Snacks, hydration, shade and comfort are available. Knowledge of basic first aid is a must, and psychiatric experience would be a bonus. Always know that in a true emergency there will be extra people in camp to help. There is an emergency medical radio that will be in headquarters that will connect directly to Burning Man Medical.

Shift duration: 6:00 hours

Hours of operation: 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm, and 10:00 pm – 4:00 am, with an additional 4:00pm – 8:00 pm shift on Saturday and Sunday.

Equipment needed: Provided SWB radio and medical kit, knowledge of art cars/transportation within SWB and locations, general knowledge where lead Spankers are located.

Duties: To be “on-call” for your shift. This means carrying your radio with you at all times, checking on the sanctuary tent from time to time, and assuring that all equipment is available and ready for issues that may arise. You DO NOT have to hang out in Sanctuary all the time. You are there to assure people in crisis that someone is looking after them. A more detailed manual will be in the Sanctuary space which outlines specifics on how to initiate first aid and CPR, as well as suggestions for dealing with a crisis. All people that sign up will be given a rundown of operations directly from Wesleigh.

Prerequisite: None

Reports to: Security head (Knees) first, Camp Bitch second.

Objective:  To protect the village, its members and customers. To guard private spaces.

Shift Duration: 4 hours

Hours of Operation: 4:00 pm – 8:00 pm, 8:00 pm – 12:00 am, 10:00 pm – 2:00 am, 12:00 am – 4:00 am.

Equipment Needed: Flashlight, security vest, SWB radio, NARCAN, a talent for diplomacy

Duties: We do a variety of things, but the most important is just ‘keeping an eye out’ and exercising good judgment about whether something requires our intervention, and intervening if necessary. 

Unlike many jobs at spanky’s an amount of sobriety is required while you’re on shift. It doesn’t have to be perfect, but you have to be able to respond in the context of an emergency. 

Security’s main job is to ensure that Spankys is a safe, consensual, and healthy environment. Security makes sure that there are no under-age persons drinking alcohol or viewing “adult oriented” scenes in the village. Also, to ensure that the dancers and mistresses are not being harassed by anyone, and guard private spaces when there are private scenes happening that are not open to the general public.

Security’s job is not one of violence or harsh confrontation, but rather, one of DIPLOMACY and REASON. If any situation escalates to a threat of violence, Security should immediately attempt to contact a BRC Ranger or law enforcement. The only exception to this rule would be an imminent threat to somebody else’s safety, at which time Security will immediately announce over the radio “Code Black!,” and your location, and attempt to gain assistance of any Spanky’s management person around. At that point, any Spanky’s management on their radio will come to Security’s aid in an attempt to stop any ensuing violence from occurring.

PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT ALLOWED in the public facing areas of camp. Security should be on the lookout for and must ask patrons to delete photos if taken without permission of everyone in the photo. 

If we need to find Rangers, have Spankers fan out into the street to find nearby rangers, while at least one person goes to the nearest Ranger Station. Stations are at Center Camp, 3:00 Plaza, and 9:00 Plaza.

Security should know where to find:

• Water – at the bar, headquarters, and The S.N.A.T.C.H.

• Minor first aid and sanctuary – next to The S.N.A.T.C.H. – Solar is the head this year

• Spanky’s Lost & Found – at the bar

• Major Medical problems – Rampart Nearest Ranger Station – Stations are at Center Camp, 3:00 Plaza, and 9:00 Plaza

• Fire Extinguishers – bar and in The S.N.A.T.C.H.

Additional Security Procedures

• Encourage anyone who had too much to drink to get some water

• Be alert for people openly doing drugs, and if found, politely ask them to stop.  PLEASE DON’T ASK TO SHARE.

• Should know who the art car drivers are in case we need to use one for an emergency such as transporting someone with an injury

• Can ask DJ’s to make important security announcements – such as “Happy Monday” if law enforcement is in camp or asking patrons to move their bikes

• Can recruit any Spankers or bartenders to help watch someone if they appear suspicious or are getting too drunk

• Keep an eye on all the camp bondage gear so that patrons don’t walk away with it

• About once each hour, wander around camp for dangerous situations to make sure there is no exposed rebar, wires people can trip on, passed out burners, and shine flashlights in dark areas – that’s where bad things can happen

• About once an hour ensure that the streets surrounding Spanky’s are free of bikes and art cars so emergency vehicles can pass through.

• Have the DJ make announcements for patrons – bikes or art cars need to be removed from the road (this happens almost every night).

• Can recruit other Spankers to help move bikes if needed

• Set up a perimeter for fire performances

Duties – General:

• Periodically check on structures, toys and other equipment for safety and security

• Periodically check on generator fuel levels and contact Olaf or Dano if the gennie needs filling (1/4 tank or less)

• Welcome any new Spankers (village members) as they arrive at Bman after Tuesday. Let them know that the first thing they should do is be officially “Greeted” by one of our DOCENTS, or Camp Bitch, or Rickshaw, or Dano.
  From Sunday through Tuesday morning, DOCENTS will greet Spankers as they arrive.

• Check in with other SWB managers (learn who they are) to see if they need anything (Bar, MOD Squad, Dancers, Kitchen/Sanctuary, etc.)

• Know how to handle and report emergencies. Cooperate with BRC Rangers and/or Law Enforcement if a situation arises

• Wear vest while on shift. Return equipment to SWB HQ at the end of your shift if it’s the end of the night. Otherwise, pass equipment on to the next security person.

• Inform Camp Bitch,   Knees (head of security), Captain Obvious (bar management), or Dano of any emergencies

Prerequisites: You feel like dancing in the bar to help keep the party going 


Report to:  Camp Bitch 


Objective:  Keep people engaged & having a great time at the best fucking bar on the Playa! 


Description:  Dancing on stage in the bar Shift

Shift Duration: 2 hours

Hours of Operation: 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm, 10:00 pm – 12:00 am.

Equipment Needed:  Your sexy ass!

Duties: Show up for your shift. Dance. Engage with our guests in a way that makes them want to keep hanging out & invite all of their friends back to the best fucking bar on the Playa! Don’t forget to drink water!

Prerequisite: Be able to operate a motor vehicle.

Reports to:  Gypsy Lil first.  Camp bitch second.

Objective: To take ice orders, collect money and retrieve ice for village members and the bar. Also, deliver used/crushed aluminum cans to recycle camp.

Shift Duration: 3:00 hours

Hours of Operation: 10:00 am – 1:00 pm.

Equipment Needed:  Paper (clipboard), SWB radio, pen, money pouch (located at SWB HQ)

Duties:

• Prior to beginning, find a person in camp with an art car (or SWB handicap vehicle) and ask if they could drive you to and from “Camp Arctica” for the ice run.
• At 10am go to SWB HQ and get the supplies needed. The clipboard should note the cost of ice (per bag of cubes or block). Then find Amethyst, who will give you money for the “bar, kitchen, and HQ” ice order. Then use the megaphone and walk around the village announcing that you are taking ice orders for the village, and Spankers should come to the bar to meet you and place (and pay for) their ice order.
• As you take orders, collect the money needed for each person’s order (give change immediately if you can) and WRITE EVERYTHING down! Note their name, how many bags of cubes/blocks each person ordered, how much they paid and how much change they are to receive (if change wasn’t made on the spot). Be very careful not to lose the money or the paperwork!!!!)
• Once sufficient time has been given for everyone to place their orders, find the Bar Manager to see if there are any bags of cans to be delivered to “Recycle Camp” (located in or near center camp).
• Take the art car, deliver the cans, and then get in line to buy ice.  Large Theme Camps get to use the back entrance to Arctica
• After ice is purchased, load it onto the art car and go immediately back to camp
• Immediately make an announcement that the ice orders have arrived and that people should come to the bar area to pick up their ice
• Bar ice should be given to the “Bar Backs” so they can load it into the coolers.
• As people come to collect their ice orders, take note on the paperwork and give change as needed
• Walk through camp and announce the ice order arrival to any stragglers (or those who are apparently hard-of-hearing)
• Return the supplies to SWB HQ when done

Prerequisite: None

Report to: Camp Bitch first, Timothy second, Dano last.

Objective: To ensure the village is free of M.O.O.P. (matter out of place – aka trash), and to help educate Spankers regarding proper LNT procedures

Shift Duration: 1:00 hours

Hours of Operation: 12:00 pm – 1:00 pm

Equipment needed:  Cleaning supplies, trash bags, mechanical trash grabber sticks, gloves (all at the bar)

Duties:

• Wear rubber gloves during this job.
• Clean and organize the bar and bar trash/recycling cans at the bar.
• Walk through the village and pick up any and all trash… This includes areas around all camp toys, structures, shower area, surrounding streets, etc, as well as Spanker camping areas at-large.
• If you find a village member’s camp/area to be particularly messy (with litter or other things strewn about that could blow away in the wind), feel free to politely chastise them.
• Walk the streets on all sides of the village and pick up trash (theme camps are required to clean the streets around the camp)
• Full bags of aluminum cans are delivered to Recycle Camp during the ice run each day.  Bags full of other recyclables and general trash get immediately distributed evenly amongst village members for disposal after the event.
• Return cleaning products to their proper place under the bar when done…. then go take a shower, stinky.

Prerequisites:  Get your ass “Spank U Certified” in spanking, flogging, paddling, basic bondage & consent at the Monday afternoon training with Cookie (Jeremy) and The Exception (Marie.)


Report to:  Camp Bitch


Objective:  Look out for the safety of our campmates & guests in the light dungeon. Be able to step in and coach/instruct/demonstrate basic, light BDSM techniques to help everyone stay safe and have a great time.


Description:  You are the coach/hall monitor of the light dungeon and any other BDSM play that takes place in the bar area.

Shift Duration:  4 hours.

Hours of Operation:  6:00 pm – 10:00 pm, 10:00 pm – 2:00 am.

Training Videos:

• Spanking –  https://youtu.be/0SHponHvvIY
• Flaming Enema – https://youtu.be/LJtR7CJSQik

Equipment needed:  None



Duties: Be alert and diligent about looking out for everyone. If something looks hinky have a conversation w/the person. Talk to them the way you would talk to them if you were a teacher and they were your student. Be kind and offer instruction rather than being accusatory.

If anyone is too intoxicated, belligerent, not listening, not following rules or doing anything else that gives you concern alert the security team lead immediately. It is not your responsibility to handle these types of situations.

Prerequisite: Attend a 15 minutes training onsite (at camp) immediately after our 1st camp meeting adjourns. Due to the intimate and woman-centric nature of this station, this position will only be staffed by women.

Report to: Camp Bitch, training by Jeff or Mary, Trigger’s creators.

Objective: Encourage riders to explore Trigger’s unique and powerful vibrations to each rider’s enjoyment level.

Description: Trigger is a motorized saddle with surprise features.

Shift duration: 3:00 hours

Hours of operation: 8:00 pm – 11:00 pm, 11:00 pm – 2:00 am

Equipment needed: Blue Tooth tablet (supplied), instructions, and ride operator lanyard. Optional: Sexy Cowboy/Cowgirl outfit. CHAPS ENCOURAGED.

Duties: Once the rider mounts Trigger the Wonder Saddle, explain to the rider the correct riding position to get the most enjoyment during their adventure. You will be trained to help the “rider” find the right position. POSITION IS VERY IMPORTANT.

Explain the controls and then turn over speed controls to the rider. Once the rider has tried out the variable speeds of the saddle, then you the operator can switch control over to a blue tooth tablet. The APP has pre-programmed patterns to choose from. The tablet can be controlled by the operator, the rider, or someone designated by the rider. (Ex: boyfriend, girlfriend, stranger, person in the crowd, or anyone the rider chooses)

Note: Some riders will enjoy the crowds’ participation and some will be quieter. Follow your rider’s direction. Some riders like to ‘put on a show’ and others tune out the crowd. When the ride is over, make sure the rider presses the RED STOP BUTTON and this activates the school bell and flashing beacon. Encourage the crowd to clap and cheer for the rider.

Consent: Per Spanky’s Wine Bar Rules, photos and video are NOT allowed. No exceptions.

GIDDY UP!

Prerequisite: Attend a 15 minute training onsite (at camp) immediately after our 1st camp meeting adjourns.  MUST ATTEND 

Training to Operate – You cannot hand off to your friends. 😉

Report to: Training by Jeff (Creator of Crotch Rocket and Trigger the Wonder Saddle

Objective: Encourage riders to explore The Rockets’ unique and powerful vibrations to each rider’s enjoyment level.  Best enjoyed with a friend, buddy, camp mate, etc …..

Description: The Rocket is a two-person motorized ride with surprise features.

Shift duration: 3:00 Hours

Hours of operation: Shifts are 8:00 pm -11:00 pm, and 11:00 pm – 2:00 am.

Days of operation:  Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

Equipment needed: Blue Tooth tablet (supplied), instructions, and ride operator lanyard. 

Duties: Once the rider(s) mount The Crotch Rocket, explain to the rider(s) the correct riding position to get the most enjoyment during their adventure. You will be trained to help the “rider” find the right position. POSITION IS VERY IMPORTANT.

Explain the controls and then turn over speed controls over to the rider(s). Once the rider(s) have tried out the variable speeds of the pilot and co-pilot seats, then you the operator can switch control over to a blue tooth tablet. The APP has pre-programmed patterns to choose from.

The tablet can be controlled by the operator, the rider, or someone designated by the rider. (Ex: boyfriend, girlfriend, stranger, person in the crowd, or anyone the rider chooses)

Note: Some riders will enjoy the crowds’ participation and some will be quieter. Follow your rider’s direction. Some riders like to ‘put on a show’ and others tune out the crowd. When the ride is over, make sure the rider presses the RED STOP BUTTON and this activates the school bell and flashing beacon. 

Encourage the crowd to clap and cheer for the rider.

Consent: Per Spanky’s Wine Bar Rules, photos and video are NOT allowed. No exceptions.

Prerequisites: Training and selection by SEX Board

Report to: RV Servixes 1st, Camp Bitch 2nd

Objective: refill RV fresh water tanks

Description: Transfer fresh water from IBC cubes into Spanky’s RV campers

Shift Duration: 6:00 hrs

Hours of Operation: Tuesday 12:00 pm-6:00 pm, Thursday  12:00 pm – 6:00 pm

Equipment Needed: Work Gloves, sombrero, clipboard, list of RVs to be refilled, pen

Duties: Transfer water from full tanks near kitchen into empty tanks on truck, then deliver water to RVs on the list on each of the shift days. Measure water dispensed and mark on order sheet. Expect to manhandle hoses, pumps, IBC cubes, clipboard.

Prerequisites: Good hand-eye coordination, a strong sense of self-preservation

Report to: SPOOGE

Objective: Keep the camp’s turbo encabulator running and in tip-top shape

Description: Like all camps, Spanky’s turbo encabulator is the beating (rotating?) heart of the camp.  Do your part to keep the party going, and try your best to keep all your fingers in the process.

Shift Duration: 2hrs

Hours of Operation: 6:00-8:01pm, 8:00pm-10:01pm, 10:00pm-12:02am, 12:01-2:01am

Equipment Needed: A wide variety of sockets and wrenches in both SAE and metric, various Robertson screwdrivers, a smattering of industrial lubes and greases, an oscilloscope

Duties:  Measure the conductors and fluxes to make sure they’re within spec, clean the tremie pipes, lube the lunar waneshaft to keep the side fumbling to a minimum, gap the girdle spring, wipe the playa dust off the panametric fan.  NOTE:  Spanky’s doesn’t require skor motion, so a dingle arm isn’t used, but sinusoidal repleneration should still be checked and logged.

Prerequisites: none

Report to: Camp Bitch

Objective: Keep two Portos clean

Description: The BORG has asked each theme camp to be responsible for two Portos at the nearest Blue Light Special

Shift Duration: 4 hrs.

Hours of Operation:  8pm-12:01am

Equipment Needed: toothbrush, rubber gloves, knee pads, maybe a mask, 

Duties: Once per hour, wipe down toilet seats, scrub out nooks and crannies to rid the porto of crusty bits with toothbrush, spider webs, misplaced toilet paper.  Don’t forget the urinals!

Prerequisite: None

Report to: Cock Fight Emcee

Description: Stand on the road outside Spanky’s advertising the Cock Fight and use a rubber stamp to mark passersby with the info.

Shift Duration: 2 hours

Prerequisite: Requires brief training session.

Report to: Cock Fight Emcee

Description: Assist interested participants during Cock Fight Open Play with strapping into Dick Harnesses.

Shift Duration: 4 hours

Prerequisite: Be able to use DJ equipment, irreverent humor.

Report to: Cock Fight Emcee

Description: Spin tunes and cue sound effects during Cock Fight.

Shift Duration: 4 hours

Prerequisite: None

Report to: Camp Bitch

Description: Direct dick-slinging action and entertain participants and onlookers.

Shift Duration: 4 hours