The Paddler
2026 Paddlers
Latest:
August 2026
TL:DR:
- When you get to Spanky’s, don’t park in the street and check in at HQ
- DO NOT PLACE YOURSELF! RV and tent spaces are assigned
- Sanctuary is there for you if you need it, but try not to, yeah?
- YOU MUST WEAR YOUR ID BADGE WHEN IN CAMP
- Strangers are not allowed in camp without a Spanky’s escort
- NEVER TAKE A STRANGER TO A SPANKER’S TENT OR RV
- Burning Man is a leave no trace event. Don’t leave trash behind. Pack it in, pack it out
- Keep count of your lag bolts! Take as many out of the playa as you put in
- Don’t be MOOPY MOOP head
- Need water? Read the article
- Twisted Nipple events in article below
- Important update on work shifts. READ THE ARTICLE