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SWB/Bman 2022

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THE PADDLER

The monthly newsletter for Spanky’s Wine Bar

“We’d love to serve you… but we’re all tied up right now”

June 2022 – Part 1

In this issue…Which should be read while watching/listening to:  Cocaine by Jez Dior – Jez Dior – Cocaine – YouTube

  • Spanky’s is Officially Placed. Our Playa Address is…
  • Spanky’s Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)
  • A Big Announcement!
  • Camp Events
  • Work/Party Weekend – Headcount Please
  • 4th of Juplaya – Headcount Please
  • Early Arrival – Work Access Passes (WAPs)
  • Workshifts on the Playa – WUSSI
  • SWB Staph

Howdy Spankers,

Sorry for the delay in the release of The Paddler.  I’ve been waiting desperately for many people to get me information about many things.  It’s been quite a couple of months.  I still don’t have all the info and answers I’ve been waiting for, but I had to send you all SOMETHING.  There will be another issue of The Paddler in a week or so with ticket info and more announcements.   But here’s what I know so far about stuff and things…

Spanky’s is officially “placed”.  Our playa address is…

7:30 & F (in the unofficial “red light district” of Bman)

We did ask to be placed on the Esplanade this year, but it seems we are too big.  In recent years, groups our size seem to always get placed in the Village areas (around E and F streets).  SWB has been in this area a few times now and ROCKED IT every time.  The citizens of Black Rock City always find us, no matter where we are!  And being off-esplanade does afford us a few positives, like; not as much harassment from leo’s, quieter daytime crowds, and not having to be open 24/7, being able to be a lot more risqué (esplanade is supposed to be kiddie-friendly)

As for the size of our real estate…  We are 250 ft. x 450 ft. (or bigger than the size of two football fields)  and we are on the corner of 7:30 & F.

 

Spanky’s Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)

I SWEAR, I’M MORE ANXIOUS AND FRUSTRATED THAN ALL OF YOU… BUT HERE’S THE LATEST ON THE SPANKY’S TICKETS.

After sending numerous emails to the Bman Placement Team and not getting any response for 5 weeks… I did something I never thought I’d have to do.  I contacted my friend, Maid Marian. 

(For those not in-the-know, Maid Marian is the CEO of Bman.  Contacting Marian about a ticketing issue is not an appropriate thing to do.  It’s kinda like calling the Governor to help you with your state tax filing.) 

But Marian stepped in and spoke with “Level” (head of Placement).  Level got back to me immediately with an apology and an assurance that our ticket sale IS HAPPENING THIS MONTH.

However, I still don’t have all the details on the ticket sale.  But we should all be ready for it at the drop of a hat.

So if you want to get a ticket through SWB…

More Bman Ticket Info…

Below is the Bman ticket sale schedule for 2022…and you MUST read the other info about Bman tickets.  There is NEW info:  

Burning Man Tickets | Official source for information about Black Rock City tickets.

Bman Ticketing Schedule

June (dates TBA):  SWB Steward Ticket Sale

April – Aug(?):  STEP (Secure Ticket Exchange Program) opens/closes

Early July:  Ticket fulfilment (delivery) begins

July 6th:  Kid Tickets Available (if you’re bringing a kid 12 years old or younger, you must get a free print-at-home ticket on this day)

July 27 – July 29 (Wed-Fri): Registration for the OMG Ticket Sale happens

August 3rd:  OMG Ticket Sale happens

 

 

A Big Announcement

Most of you know Niloc (Colin) and Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia).  And many of you know that they are engaged to be married.  Well, hang on to your socks ladies and germs… I’m sooooooo happy to announce…  They’ve decided to get married at Bman/Spanky’s this summer!!!

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Wednesday afternoon (Aug 31st), just before sunset, we will all be gathering under the BASS to bear witness to this perfect union.

We are in the midst of planning the event, but one thing you might be able to do to help… you know the SWB Appetizer Program?  We will need around 8 of you (who are planning to do higher-end apps) to serve yours during the time before the ceremony.  And if anyone wants to bring a couple bottles of champagne and cups… that would be nice too!

As most of you know, Olivia is a founding member of Spanky’s.  She handles most of the sexy aspects of our camp.  And for the past 15 years, has been one of my closest friends.  Colin is also a member of Spanky’s Management, heading up the Security Team… and I couldn’t have picked a more perfect partner for Olivia than my friend Colin! (and vice versa)

Camp Events

We are currently working on our schedule of events for burn week.  We will be having a few themed parties, events, weddings, and lots of DJs.

Here’s what I can tell you so far;

MPR (morning painjoy radio) mornings daily

Tuesday night – Fearleader attack on another camp

Wednesday sunset – Olivia & Colin’s wedding

Wednesday night – Spank dat Bootie (mashup music party)

Thursday night – Fearleader attack on another camp

Friday night – The Festival of Bubastis (SWB’s flagship event – femdom party)

If you want to do some DJing at Spanky’s, we would love that.  You don’t need to be a pro-DJ.  All you need is an mp3 player and a playlist.  If you have an idea for an event or themed party, let us know what your idea is.  Contact djdirtydan@spankys.org

Work/Party Weekends – Headcount Please!

Wanna be part of “how the sausage is made”?  We have some work/party weekends prior to Bman where we build, paint, organize, plot/plan and… party like rock stars! 

These weekends are productive and lots of fun!  If you live in the western US, you’re expected to come to these weekends.  This year, the schedule is:

June 24-26 (Fri-Sun)

Aug 19-21 (Fri-Sun)

And after Bman… Sept 8-11 (Thu-Sun)

Our work/party weekend are held at Liam’s farm (yes, it’s an actual farm with animals).  We refer to it as The Skunkworks, or The Kinky Mountain Farm.  The location is: 

5111 Marshall Rd.  Garden Valley, California 95633

More info about work/party weekend can be found on the SWB website’s “Skunkworks” page (extra credit if you know where the term “skunkworks” came from)

4th of Juplaya – Headcount Please!

I need a headcount! 

Email me if you’re coming: admiralpainjoy@spankys.org  

NOTE:  Because Bman tix are sooo hard to get… and with the success of Rogue Burn last year… and the fact that the 4th falls on a Monday (creating a natural long-weekend), I predict that 4th of Juplaya with be huge this year… and awesome!

If you’ve never been to the playa when it isn’t Bman, this “non-event” is a real treat.  In my opinion, it’s just a good as Bman.  The vast, stark, and romantic vastness of the Black Rock Desert is much more vivid and breathtaking when you’re not in the confines of the Bman trash fence, surrounded by flashy theme camps, loud music, and huge structures. 

“4th of Juplaya” is kinda like the way Bman used to be, in ye olden days.  You can drive fast (But be careful!  It’s easy to roll your vehicle at high speed).  You can go skinny-dipping at the hot springs.  You can come and go as you please (breakfast at Bruno’s, etc).  There are some small theme camps and art cars.  Very few cops.  Lots of random parties.  Vast open space.  Cool burners. 

You can explore the outer reaches of the playa, the whole Black Rock Desert, High Rock Canyon, the emigrant trails, Soldier Meadows, etc  There’s (sometimes) a fireworks show put on by the town of Gerlach.  Those attending Juplaya tend to camp in small groups… scattered ALL OVER the vast playa.  This makes for interesting party-hopping at night 😉

We will be setting up a small version of Spanky’s there.  We all just pitch in a bit for the wine/beer for our bar, generator, fuel, bar ice, etc.  With inflation and the UNBELIEVABLE cost of fuel… Juplaya camp dues will be $100.00 per person.  PayPal to jimnhillas_gc@yahoo.com

We will probably head up to the playa on Thursday morning, June 30th… and depart early on Monday, July 4th.  But you can show up any time.  Playa location is the spot where they build The Man.  After driving through Gerlach, drive around/up the playa to the 12-Mile Entrance to the playa.  Drive roughly half-way across the playa and we’ll be around there.

Workshifts on the Playa

 

We will be doing “sign-ups” for workshifts on the playa again this year.  Being part of a Theme Camps means that you are going to be a party thrower… not just a party goer.  All members of Spanky’s are required to do a MINIMUM of 12 hours of workshifts over the course of the week. 

I’d like to thank Major-D and SpankIT for the huge amount of work they did on our sign-up system… called WUSSI.  And thanks to all the Spankers who helped out with updating the job descriptions on the SWB website.  And heaps of thanks to Gabrielle (Cleopatra) who will, yet again, be our Workshift Manager.

Here’s Major-D with his info on how to sign up for workshifts…


WUSSI IS LIVE.  Yes, it’s time to start scheduling your workshifts with Spanky’s amazingly simple Workshift Unified Scheduling System Interactive. 

 

For a quick tour (or to start signing up), click this link: https://swb.ivolunteer.com/ 

Links for each day are at the bottom of that page.

 

It’s all pretty self-explanatory, but here’s how it works: As you scroll down, you’ll see each day is divided into sections for 2-hour shifts, 4-hour shifts, and 8-hour shifts, with time slots on the left and jobs across the top of each section.  Just click on the “Schedule” button for a shift you want.  

 

Once you successfully sign up, your first name and last initial will show for that slot, and the number of openings will drop by 1.  Your last name will never be shown publicly.

 

Important: YOUR WUSSI SIGNUP INFORMATION MUST MATCH YOUR SWB SIGNUP INFORMATION, and sign up with your actual name, not your playa name.

 

You can navigate to different days with the drop-down list in the top-right corner.  

 

Click to request an e-mail confirmation when you sign up, then print it out, or screenshot and save for future reference.

 

Notes: 

If you’ve already filled out an SWB application, you can start signing up for shifts immediately. 

If you’re a new Spanker who hasn’t been formally vetted, your work shifts are provisional. 

Going forward, it may take a day or two to transfer SWB signup info into WUSSI, but all existing signups are in.

Camping somewhere else but want to get in on the fun?  We can probably make that happen.  Drop a line to one of the three admin contacts in note-3 on the WUSSI home page (https://swb.ivolunteer.com/ ), and let us know.

 

Change your mind about a shift?  Want to change to share a time slot with a friend?  No problem.  You can do that yourself from the e-mail you requested confirming your original sign-up, or one of the 3 admins on the WUSSI home page can help (https://swb.ivolunteer.com/ ) 

 

If you are having trouble signing up for a shift, most likely you are using a different name or address than used for your SWB signup, or WUSSI doesn’t know you’ve applied to Spanky’s.  Contact Spanky’s Workshift Manager, Gabrielle, at Cleopatra@Spankys.org), or one of the other 2 admins from the WUSSI homepage for help.

Early Arrival – WAPs (work access passes)

If you want to come to Bman early and help build the camp, we’d love your ASSistance!  Being part of “early build” is an honor.  It’s amazing watching the camp and the whole city going up.  But it’s also work… hard work!  But it’s fun too.  And at the end of early build, you feel a true sense of ownership of the camp.  You can look back and say “I helped create this!”

In order to come to “early build”, you must have a Bman ticket plus an  actual “Work Access Pass”, which are given to SWB by Bman.  And I have to approve everyone who wants one.  I don’t know how many WAPs we will get yet, but Bman is usually pretty generous with them.

I will be taking names and providing more info about WAPs next month.  Contact me if you have questions or need to know right away (to secure travel plans).

SWB Staph

Admiral Painjoy – HMFIC – Head Mutha Fukka In Charge

          admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

Major D (Doug) – The Camp for Sensual Pleasures Leader & Mover of Flowing Electrons & Cartographer & Civic Planner

          major-d@spankys.org

SpankIT (Deryck) – SWB Information Technology Geek

          spankit@spankys.org

Olaf  (Olaf) – Camp Engineer and Master Macerator

          olaf@spankys.org

Niloc (Colin) – SWB Security Team

          niloc@spankys.org

Red Queen (Amanda) – Ticket Maven and Mistress of Namebadges (and harsh critic of dance moves)

          redqueen@spankys.org  

Dano – Lead builder (and history professor)  – Floaters/Infrastructure

          dano@spankys.org  

Eve – Mistress of Morsels (and hangover magnet) – Coffee Caretaker

          eve@spankys.org

Cleopatra (Gabrielle) – Workshift Manager (kiss my asp!)

          cleopatra@spankys.org

Sky – Civic Planner and Administer of pneumatic red cheeks (and wears the same kilt every day)

          sky@spankys.org

For Now & For Later (Bob & Tanya) – LNT Coordinators – Daily LNT Staff – Final Mooping coordinators

          fornowandforlater@spankys.org  

Christopher Robbin (aka “Code Blue”) – LNT coordinator emeritus

          codeblue@spankys.org

Tripp & Disco Tits (Liz)– Bar Tenders and Bar Backs (and purveyors of dice games and floggings)

          tripp@spankys.org

          discotits@spankys.org  

Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia) & Danielle  – Lead Mistresses – MOD Squad (and lovable freaks!) – Stage Dancers – Coach of the SWB Varsity Fearleading Squad

          lazybarslut@spankys.org

          danielle@spankys.org

Dirty Dan – DJ Coordinator… event planner (and recto-cranially inverted legend) – DJs

          dirtydan@spankys.org  

Blackbird & Amethyst – RV Services Managers (wash your hands after meeting them)

          blackbird@spankys.org

          amethyst@spankys.org

Quantum Glen – BufferZone Manager & Director of Blinky Things (and voice for Movie Fone)

          quantum@spankys.org

Arrow – Head Cheerleader of the SWB Varsity Fearleading Squad (easily distracted by bumble bees and such)

          arrow@spankys.org

Art Cars:

Boss Hog (the giant warthog) – Doug L (Major-D)

Illuminaughti (disco dancefloor w/ stripper pole & spank-o-matic) – John M. (Sky)

The Magic Carpet – Steve J. (Twisted)

THE PADDLER – May 2022 Part 1

The monthly newsletter for Spanky’s Wine Bar

“We’d love to serve you… but we’re all tied up right now”

 

May 2022

 

In this issue…Which should be read while watching/listening to:  Opiuo – Quack Fat  Opiuo – Quack Fat (Official Music Video) – YouTube

 

  • Spanky’s Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)
  • T-shirt designs
  • Work/Party Weekends
  • 4th of Juplaya
  • Apogaea (the Colorado regional burn)
  • Early Arrival – Work Access Passes (WAPs)
  • Workshifts on the Playa
  • RV Pumpouts, Water, and Power
  • SWB Staph

 

 

Spanky’s Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)

As I mentioned in the last Paddler… I finally got confirmation about Spanky’s Steward Tickets.  I have been informed by the head of the Placement Team that it will be happening in early June

  • We will be getting our full allocation of tickets.
  • They will be at the lower price of $475.00.
  • I still don’t know if we will have to be “paired up” for the sale, or if people can buy tickets individually.
  • I still don’t know the exact date(s) for our ticket sale.
  • As soon as I hear from the Bman Placement Team, I’ll announce it.

More Bman Ticket Info…

Below is the Bman ticket sale schedule for 2022…and you MUST read the other info about Bman tickets.  There is NEW info:  

Burning Man Tickets | Official source for information about Black Rock City tickets.

 

Bman Ticketing Schedule

March 16 – May 18:  Ticket Aid Program Open (formerly Low Income Tickets)

June (dates TBA):  SWB Steward Ticket Sale

April (?) – Aug(?):  STEP (Secure Ticket Exchange Program) opens/closes

Early July:  Ticket fulfilment (delivery) begins

July 6th:  Kid Tickets Available (if you’re bringing a kid 12 years old or younger, you must get a free print-at-home ticket on this day)

July 27 – July 29 (Wed-Fri): Registration for the OMG Ticket Sale happens

August 3rd:  OMG Ticket Sale happens

 

 

T-shirt Designs

Well… it’s been a few weeks and I have received no ideas/drawings for designs for our 2022 SWB T-shirts yet.  Whatupwitdat?

Get going on this you crazy creative Spankers!!

 

Work/Party Weekends

Wanna be part of “how the sausage is made”?  We have some work/party weekends prior to Bman where we build, paint, organize, plot/plan and… party like rock stars! 

 

These weekends are productive and lots of fun!  If you live in the western US, you’re expected to come to these weekends.  This year, the schedule is:

 

June 24-26 (Fri-Sun)

Aug 19-21 (Fri-Sun)

And after Bman… Sept 8-11 (Thu-Sun)

 

Our work/party weekend are held at our friend Liam’s farm (yes, it’s an actual farm with animals).  We refer to it as The Skunkworks, or The Kinky Mountain Farm.  The location is: 

5111 Marshall Rd.  Garden Valley, California 95633

 

More info about work/party weekend can be found on the SWB website’s “Skunkworks” page (extra credit if you know where the term “skunkworks” came from)

 

4th of Juplaya

I need a headcount!  Email me if you’re coming:  jimhillas_gc@yahoo.com

 

NOTE:  With the success of Rogue Burn last year… and the fact that the 4th falls on a Monday (creating a natural long-weekend), I predict that 4th of Juplaya with be huge this year… and awesome!

 

If you’ve never been to the playa when it isn’t Bman, this “non-event” is a real treat.  In my opinion, it’s just a good as Bman.  The vast, stark, and romantic vastness of the Black Rock Desert is much more vivid and breathtaking when you’re not in the confines of the Bman trash fence, surrounded by flashy theme camps, loud music, and huge structures. 

 

“4th of Juplaya” is kinda like the way Bman used to be, in ye olden days.  You can drive fast (But be careful!  It’s easy to roll your vehicle at high speed).  You can go skinny-dipping at the hot springs.  You can come and go as you please (breakfast at Bruno’s, etc).  There are some small theme camps and art cars.  Very few cops.  Lots of random parties.  Vast open space.  Cool burners. 

 

You can explore the outer reaches of the playa, the whole Black Rock Desert, High Rock Canyon, the emigrant trails, Soldier Meadows, etc  There’s (sometimes) a fireworks show put on by the town of Gerlach.  Those attending Juplaya tend to camp in small groups… scattered ALL OVER the vast playa.  This makes for interesting party-hopping at night 😉

 

We will be setting up a small version of Spanky’s there.  We all just pitch in a bit for the wine/beer for our bar, generator fuel, etc.  ($50-ish per person)

 

Plus… the 4th falls on a Monday this year!  That means there should be a big turn-out.  And rumor has it, Adriana & Co will be out there with us doing “Spank dat Bootie”!

 

We will probably head up to the playa on Wednesday morning, June 29th… and depart early on Monday, July 4th.  But you can show up any time.  Playa location will be announced in early June.

 

Apogaea (the Colorado regional burn)

June 9-11

 

A few of us Spankers will be going to Apogaea this year… myself included.  And Crash (Mindy) has a couple extra tickets if anyone is interested in buying them.  I haven’t gone before, so I can’t give a first-hand account… but everyone I talk to about it says that it’s a great event!  We are registered as a theme camp there, but what we will mostly be doing is travelling around the event, like a pack of kinky Spankers, giving out dirty namebadges, floggings, paddlings, flaming enemas, etc.

 

Info about the event here:

Colorado Burning Man Regional Event – Apogaea – June 9-11, 2022

 

If you’re interested in going let me know.  We might have a place for you to sleep in Denver before/after the event if you’re flying in.

 

Workshifts on the Playa

We will be doing “sign-ups” for workshifts on the playa this year.

Next month we will post the link to the site where you can sign up.  As I’m sure you already know… every Spanker is required to do a bare minimum of 12 hours of shifts during the week on the playa.

 

Our sign-up platform is lovingly named WUSSI (workshift unified sign-up system – interactive).  There you will be able to see the jobs, the hours of each shift, and what shifts are taken/available.

 

In the meantime, look over the “jobs” on the SWB website to see what you might be interested in doing (call them jobs is weird, because most of them are fun AF).  And there’s lots of different types of workshifts… something for everyone.

 

I’m also proud to announce that Cleopatra (Gabreille) will once again be managing this program for us… Thanks gurl!

More info next month!

 

Early Arrival – WAPs (work access passes)

If you want to come to Bman early and help build the camp, we’d love your ASSistance!  Being part of “early build” is an honor.  It’s amazing watching the camp and the whole city going up.  But it’s also work… hard work!  But it’s fun too.  And at the end of early build, you feel a true sense of ownership of the camp.  You can look back and say “I helped create this!”

 

In order to come to “early build”, you must have an actual “pass”, which are given to SWB from Bman.  And I have to approve everyone who wants one.  I don’t know yet, how many WAPs we will get, but Bman is usually pretty liberal with them.  And we will be allowing more Spankers to come even earlier this year.

 

I will be taking names and providing mor info about WAPs next month.  Contact me if you have questions, or need to know right away (to secure travel plans)

 

RV Services

The following services are available for purchase for RVers;

CUT-OFF DATE FOR PAYMENT IS JULY 1st!!!

1-      Grey/Black water pump-outs

2-      Potable water refills

3-      Dedicated power

 

These are services that are not part of your camp dues.  They also must be paid for in advance.

Blackbird & Amethyst (Mark & Rod) are they guys in charge of coordinating these services with the vendors, and collecting the fees.  You can contact them at mwharri01@gmail.com to request services and make payments.

 

The price schedule for 2022 is as follows:

Pump-outs cost $185.00 each

Potable water refills are $2.00/gallon (you’ll need to know approximately how much you’ll need)

Dedicated power is $800.00 for 30amps or $1000.00 for 50amps (very limited supply of 50amp)

 

NOTE:  The people/vendors who provide these RV services are doing a VERY hard job under the most adverse conditions.  They are honest hand hard-working.  They do their very best to fulfill all your needs.  But please understand that it’s Bman… it’s the desert… there are always unforeseen variables… and sometimes things break-down unexpectedly.  Please consider this before you have a massive conniption when something doesn’t happen exactly as planned.  Nothing is a guarantee at Burning Man.

 

SWB Staph

REMINDER:   If you are a member of the Spanky’s Staph, you will note (at the bottom of this newsletter) that you have a new email addy… yay!  Please contact Deryk (aka SpankIT) for help setting up your mailbox.  spankit@spankys.org

 

Admiral Painjoy – HMFIC – Head Mutha Fukka In Charge

          admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

Major D (Doug) – The Camp for Sensual Pleasures Leader & Mover of Flowing Electrons & Cartographer & Civic Planner

          major-d@spankys.org

SpankIT (Deryk) – SWB Information Technology Geek

          spankit@spankys.org

Olaf  (Olaf) – Camp Engineer and Master Macerator

          olaf@spankys.org

Niloc (Colin) – SWB Security Team

          niloc@spankys.org

Red Queen (Amanda) – Ticket Maven and Mistress of Namebadges (and harsh critic of dance moves)

          redqueen@spankys.org  

Dano – Lead builder (and history professor)  – Floaters/Infrastructure

          dano@spankys.org  

Eve – Mistress of Morsels (and hangover magnet) – Coffee Caretaker

          eve@spankys.org

Cleopatra (Gabrielle) – Workshift Manager (kiss my asp!)

          cleopatra@spankys.org

Sky – Civic Planner and Administer of pneumatic red cheeks (and wears the same kilt every day)

          sky@spankys.org

For Now & For Later (Bob & Tanya) – LNT Coordinators – Daily LNT Staff – Final Mooping coordinators

          fornowandforlater@spankys.org  

Christopher Robbin (aka “Code Blue”) – LNT coordinator emeritus

          codeblue@spankys.org

Tripp & Disco Tits (Liz)– Bar Tenders and Bar Backs (and purveyors of dice games and floggings)

          tripp@spankys.org

          discotits@spankys.org  

Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia) & Danielle  – Lead Mistresses – MOD Squad (and lovable freaks!) – Stage Dancers

          lazybarslut@spankys.org

          danielle@spankys.org

Dirty Dan – DJ Coordinator… event planner (and recto-cranially inverted legend) – DJs

          dirtydan@spankys.org  

Blackbird & Amethyst – RV Services Managers (wash your hands after meeting them)

          blackbird@spankys.org

          amethyst@spankys.org

Quantum Glen – BufferZone Manager & Director of Blinky Things (and voice for Movie Fone)

          quantum@spankys.org

 

Art Cars:

Boss Hog (the giant warthog) – Major-D

Illuminaughti (disco dancefloor w/ stripper pole & spank-o-matic) – John M. (Sky)

The Magic Carpet – Steve J. (Twisted)

 

 

 

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THE PADDLER – March 2022 Part 3

The monthly newsletter for Spanky’s Wine Bar

“We won’t do anything to you today… that you won’t beg for again tomorrow”

 

March 2022 – part 3

The “Main Sale” Issue

 

In this issue…Which should be read while watching/listening to: Eddie Money’s “Two Tickets to Paradise”:  Eddie Money – Two Tickets to Paradise (Live 1987) – YouTube

 

  • The Main Ticket Sale – TODAY at noon
  • Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)
  • More Ticket Info
  • New SWB Website
  • SWB Staph

The Main Ticket Sale – TODAY at noon

Main Sale is TODAY!!!  (March 30th) at NOON pacific time.

1pm mountain time

2pm central time

3pm eastern time

You access the sale through the link in the email sent to you from Bman Ticketing last week… or through your Burner Profile:  https://profiles.burningman.org 

 

Please be at your computer (not phone or tablet) a few minutes before the Main Sale begins.  And have all your ducks in a row.  The Main Sale sells out of tickets in a couple/few minutes.  Don’t be late!!!

 

Reminder:  You had to register for this sale last week in order to participate.  Hopefully you dragooned friends/family into registering for the sale too.  Remind them to enter the sale today!

 

I’ll be monitoring the sale today.  If you’re on FB, please post your progress/successes/failures or any problems you may encounter to our SWB page.  If you’re not on FB, text or email me.  916-337-5353.  admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

 

 

 

Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)

I finally got confirmation about Spanky’s Steward Tickets.  We will be getting our full allocation of tickets.  They will be at the lower price of $475.00.  Bman doesn’t know yet if we will have to be “paired up” for the sale, or if people can buy tickets individually. 

 

The Spanky’s Steward Ticket Sale (STS) will be happening in June.  As soon as I get the exact date(s), I’ll let all y’all know.

 

NOTE:  If you wind up getting a ticket(s) in the Main Sale, you personally aren’t allowed to enter the STS, but your friends/family/coworkers can.  And Main Sale tickets are transferrable. (Do you see what I’m saying?)

 

More Bman Ticket Info

Below is the Bman ticket sale schedule for 2022…and you MUST read the other info about Bman tickets.  There is NEW info:  

Burning Man Tickets | Official source for information about Black Rock City tickets.

 

Bman Ticketing Schedule

March 16 – May 18:  Ticket Aid Program Open (formerly Low Income Tickets)

March 30th: Main Sale happens (presumably at noon Pacific Time)

June (dates TBA):  SWB Steward Ticket Sale

April (?) – Aug(?):  STEP (Secure Ticket Exchange Program) opens/closes

Early July:  Ticket fulfilment (delivery) begins

July 6th:  Kid Tickets Available (if you’re bringing a kid 12 years old or younger, you must get a free print-at-home ticket on this day)

July 27 – July 29 (Wed-Fri): Registration for the OMG Ticket Sale happens

August 3rd:  OMG Ticket Sale happens

 

 

New Spanky’s Website

DO NOT TRY TO SIGN UP ON OUR OLD WEBSITE!!!!!!!!

(spankyswinebar.com & jimhillas.org don’t work any longer… they’re dead… kaput… and uneditable)

 

OUR NEW WEBSITE IS:  www.spankys.org

 

Please look over the info on the site.  And you must sign up to camp with Spanky’s this year (even SWB veterans must sign up… every year).

 

Also, please pay your camp dues on the website.  If you have any questions, email admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

 

REMINDER:   If you are a member of the Spanky’s Staph, you will note (at the bottom of this newsletter) that you have a new email addy… yay!  Please contact Deryk (aka SpankIT) for help setting up your mailbox.  spankit@spankys.org

 

SWB Staph

Admiral Painjoy – HMFIC – Head Mutha Fukka In Charge

          admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

Major D (Doug) – The Camp for Sensual Pleasures Leader & Mover of Flowing Electrons & Cartographer & Civic Planner

          major-d@spankys.org

SpankIT (Deryk) – SWB Information Technology Geek

          spankit@spankys.org

Olaf  (Olaf) – Camp Engineer and Master Macerator

          olaf@spankys.org

Niloc (Colin) – SWB Security Team

          niloc@spankys.org

Red Queen (Amanda) – Ticket Maven and Mistress of Namebadges (and harsh critic of dance moves)

          redqueen@spankys.org  

Dano – Lead builder (and history professor)  – Floaters/Infrastructure

          dano@spankys.org  

Eve – Mistress of Morsels (and hangover magnet) – Coffee Caretaker

          eve@spankys.org

Sky – Civic Planner and Administer of pneumatic red cheeks (and wears the same kilt every day)

          sky@spankys.org

For Now & For Later (Bob & Tanya) – LNT Coordinators – Daily LNT Staff – Final Mooping coordinators

          fornowandforlater@spankys.org  

Christopher Robbin (aka “Code Blue”) – LNT coordinator emeritus

          codeblue@spankys.org

Tripp & Disco Tits (Liz)– Bar Tenders and Bar Backs (and purveyors of dice games and floggings)

          tripp@spankys.org

          discotits@spankys.org  

Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia) & Danielle  – Lead Mistresses – MOD Squad (and lovable freaks!) – Stage Dancers

          lazybarslut@spankys.org

          danielle@spankys.org

Dirty Dan – DJ Coordinator… event planner (and recto-cranially inverted legend) – DJs

          dirtydan@spankys.org  

Blackbird & Amethyst – RV Services Managers (wash your hands after meeting them)

          blackbird@spankys.org

          amethyst@spankys.org

Quantum Glen – BufferZone Manager & Director of Blinky Things (and voice for Movie Fone)

          quantum@spankys.org

 

Art Cars:

Boss Hog (the giant warthog) – Major-D

Illuminaughti (disco dancefloor w/ stripper pole & spank-o-matic) – John M. (Sky)

The Magic Carpet – Steve J. (Twisted)

 

 

THE PADDLER – March 2022 Part 2

The monthly newsletter for Spanky’s Wine Bar

“Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night… Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life”

 

March 2022 – part 2

The “If you don’t do these things you’re gonna be screwed”… Issue

 

In this issue…Which should be read while watching/listening to: Ennio Morricone’s classic “C’Era Una Volta II West” (from the movie “Once Upon a Time in the West):  Ennio Morricone – Once upon a time in the West (Sergio Leone film) – YouTube

 

  • The Main Ticket Sale
  • Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)
  • More Ticket Info
  • New Spanky’s Website
  • Camp Dues (redux)
  • SWB T-Shirt and SWB Sticker Designs (redux)
  • SWB Staph

IT IS SOOOOOO IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ ALL THIS INFO!!!!!

 

Spanky’s Bman ticket situation is VERY unusual this year.  As previously stated, Bman accidentally omitted SWB from the Steward Ticket sale a couple weeks ago.  But they have stated that we WILL get our allocation of tickets in April.  So things are a bit backwards this year.  Spankers will be registering for (and attempting to get tix in) the Main Ticket sale this month… (The STS sale is next month)

 

The Main Ticket Sale

Main Sale Registration is next week!!!  (March 23rd -25th   Wed-Fri)

The actual Main Sale is the following week (March 30th)

 

It is important that all Spankers, your family members, your friends, and co-workers all enter the Main Ticket Sale.  We need all the tickets we can get!  Our allocation of Steward Tickets only accounts for half the number of tickets we need!  And if you’re lucky enough to get tix… make sure to purchase 2 tix and 1 vehicle pass. 

 

To participate in any of the Bman ticket sales, all potential buyers must have an updated Burner Profile!  Do this now at:  Home | Burning Man Profiles

 

Everyone must also register for the ticket sale.  This happens next week.  To register, you’ll go to your Burner Profile during the registration window (next Wednesday – Friday)

 

Tickets in the Main Sale sell-out in a few minutes!  So, everyone needs to be at their computer, logged on and ready to purchase a few minutes before noon pacific time on Wednesday, March 30th.

 

 

Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)

The STS will be happening for SWB some time in April.  I’m still waiting for the salient details about this sale.  As soon as I know, you’ll know.

NOTE:  If you wind up getting a ticket in the Main Sale, you personally aren’t allowed to enter the STS, but your friends/family/coworkers can.  And Main Sale tickets are transferrable. (Do you see what I’m saying?)

 

More Bman Ticket Info

Below is the Bman ticket sale schedule for 2022…and you MUST read the other info about Bman tickets.  There is NEW info:  Burning Man Tickets | Official source for information about Black Rock City tickets.

 

Bman Ticketing Schedule

March 16 – May 18:  Ticket Aid Program Open (formerly Low Income Tickets)

March 23 – March 25 (Wed-Fri):  Main Sale registration opens (you must register to attempt to get tix in the Main Sale!!!

March 30th: Main Sale happens (presumably at noon Pacific Time)

Early April:  SWB Steward Ticket Sale

DATES TBA:  STEP (Secure Ticket Exchange Program) opens/closes

Early July:  Ticket fulfilment (delivery) begins

July 6th:  Kid Tickets Available (if you’re bringing a kid 12 years old or younger, you must get a free print-at-home ticket on this day)

July 27 – July 29 (Wed-Fri): Registration for the OMG Ticket Sale happens

August 3rd:  OMG Ticket Sale happens

 

 

New Spanky’s Website

DO NOT TRY TO SIGN UP ON OUR OLD WEBSITE!!!!!!!!

(spankyswinebar.com doesn’t work any more… it’s dead… and uneditable)

 

OUR NEW WEBSITE IS:  www.spankys.org

 

Please look over the info on the site.  And you must sign up to camp with Spanky’s this year (even SWB veterans must sign up… every year).

 

Also, please pay your camp dues on the website.  If you have any questions, email admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

 

REMINDER:   If you are a member of the Spanky’s Staph, you will note (at the bottom of this newsletter) that you have a new email addy… yay!  Please contact Deryk (aka SpankIT) for help setting up your mailbox.  spankit@spankys.org

 

 

 

Camp Dues

Camp dues are what make Spanky’s possible.  Dues pay for our infrastructure, administration, work parties, construction supplies, wine/beer, DJ system, transportation and storage, and a wide host of other expenses.  We all pay camp dues to cover these costs.

 

Dues for 2022 are increasing by $75.00 due to inflation, 2.5 years of SWB year-round expenses, our need for a whole new sound system, and a massive increase in the cost of lumber/construction supplies…etc.

So Camp dues are $325.00 per Spanker if paid this month.  Dues will increase by $25.00 each month if paid later (i.e. $350.00 if paid in April… $375.00 if paid in May… etc.).

 

If you paid dues in 2020 (and didn’t get a refund) your 2020 dues will be deducted from your current dues.  If you can’t remember if you paid dues in 2020 or how much you paid… I have all the records.  Contact me.

 

NOTE:  STS tickets are $100.00 cheaper than other Bman tix, but you must pay camp dues in advance to be considered for STS tickets

 

FREELOADER DUES

If you don’t want to be burdened with workshifts during the event, or if you absolutely MUST leave the event prior to SWB break-down and final MOOPing at the end of the event… we have an option to pay a higher level of camp dues.  (NOTE:  Freeloader Dues do not absolve you from cleaning up and perfectly MOOPing your personal camp space.)

Freeloader dues can also be paid on the SWB website and cost $800.00.

 

FINANCIAL HARDSHIP CASES

As we’ve always done at SWB… we will still have our “Fund For Wayward Spankers”.  If you are truly broke AF and really, really want to be part of our illustrious camp, contact APJ and he will try to work out some kind of deal.  This may be a payment plan, extra workshifts, etc.

 

Spanky’s projected budget for 2022 is also posted on our new website – Dues page.

 

SWB T-Shirt Design and Sticker Design

Hey artsy-fartsy Spankers!  We’re doing SWB 2022 t-shirts and oval bumper stickers again this year.  I’d love to see some design ideas.  Work something up and email it to me.  Maybe you’ll be the one selected this year!  (And won’t that look great on your resume!?)

 

The T-shirt design should include “Spanky’s Wine Bar”, and “2022”, and our playa address (which we don’t know yet, so just use “13 O’clock and Z street” as a placeholder), and you can add one of Spanky’s existing motto’s or create a new one if you want.

 

If you’ve never seen our bumper stickers… the design should be a 4-inch wide oval with “SWB” in the center (and that should be a fun/kinky/perverted font – find one or make one) and the perimeter should have “Spanky’s Wine Bar – 2022 arching the top, and some clever saying/motto along the bottom arc.

 

At this point, the formatting isn’t important (jpeg, etc).  You can even do a sketch on paper and send me a pic of it.  Deadline for submissions is June 1st.  Questions?  Email me.

 

SWB Staph

Admiral Painjoy – HMFIC – Head Mutha Fukka In Charge

          admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

Major D (Doug) – The Camp for Sensual Pleasures Leader & Mover of Flowing Electrons & Cartographer & Civic Planner

          major-d@spankys.org

SpankIT (Deryk) – SWB Information Technology Geek

          spankit@spankys.org

Olaf  (Olaf) – Camp Engineer and Master Macerator

          olaf@spankys.org

Niloc (Colin) – SWB Security Team

          niloc@spankys.org

Red Queen (Amanda) – Ticket Maven and Mistress of Namebadges (and harsh critic of dance moves)

          redqueen@spankys.org  

Dano – Lead builder (and history professor)  – Floaters/Infrastructure

          dano@spankys.org  

Eve – Mistress of Morsels (and hangover magnet) – Coffee Caretaker

          eve@spankys.org

Sky – Civic Planner and Administer of pneumatic red cheeks (and wears the same kilt every day)

          sky@spankys.org

For Now & For Later (Bob & Tanya) – LNT Coordinators – Daily LNT Staff – Final Mooping coordinators

          fornowandforlater@spankys.org  

Christopher Robbin (aka “Code Blue”) – LNT coordinator emeritus

          codeblue@spankys.org

Tripp & Gwyn– Bar Tenders and Bar Backs (and purveyors of dice games)

          tripp@spankys.org

          strawberrytallcake@spankys.org

Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia) & Danielle  – Lead Mistresses – MOD Squad (and lovable freaks!) – Stage Dancers

          lazybarslut@spankys.org

          danielle@spankys.org

Dirty Dan – DJ Coordinator… event planner (and recto-cranially inverted legend) – DJs

          dirtydan@spankys.org  

Blackbird & Amethyst – RV Services Managers (wash your hands after meeting them)

          blackbird@spankys.org

          amethyst@spankys.org

Quantum Glen – BufferZone Manager & Director of Blinky Things (and voice for Movie Fone)

          quantum@spankys.org

 

Art Cars:

Boss Hog (the giant warthog) – Major-D

Illuminaughti (disco dancefloor w/ stripper pole & spank-o-matic) – John M. (Sky)

The Magic Carpet – Steve J. (Twisted)

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE PADDLER – MARCH 2022

The monthly newsletter for Spanky’s Wine Bar

“Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night… Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life”

 

March 2022

The Ticket Kerfuffle Issue

 

In this issue…Which should be read while watching/listening to: Katie Goodman’s heartwarming “I didn’t fuck it up”…  I Didn’t F*ck It Up – Katie Goodman – YouTube

 

  • Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)
  • More Ticket Info
  • Work Access Passes (Early Build)
  • New Spanky’s Website
  • Camp Dues
  • SWB T-Shirt and SWB Sticker Designs
  • SWB Staph

Steward Ticket Sale (STS – formerly known as the DGS)

Well… it wouldn’t be Burning Man if we didn’t have hurdles to overcome.  Here’s what’s happened so far;

In December, Bman announced that all returning Theme Camps needed to fill out a form called a Statement of Intent (SOI – because there isn’t enough bureaucracy in the process already… sheez!) in order to qualify for Directed Tickets (now called Steward Tickets, presumably because changing the name of the tickets will have a positive effect on everyone’s behavior?).  So, of course, I went to my Burner Profile and filled out the SOI form… a full day before the deadline (because I’m a good soldier and I do what I’m told). 

 

We were originally informed that our STS allocation would be provided to Spanky’s in mid-late January.  Apparently, there were delays in the system… they amended the announcement date to Monday, February 15th.  That day came and went without any announcements.  But the following day (Feb. 16th) people with art cars were getting their STS allocations… so I gave it another day, figuring they were just running behind schedule again.  Then on the 17th, friends of mine who also run theme camps began getting their allocation emails.  SWB still didn’t get ours, so on the 18th, I sent an email to Placement asking what was going on. 

 

Four-and-a-half days later, I finally got a response claiming that I didn’t fill out the SOI form… LIES!!!  Damn lies I tell ya!!!  Completely untrue!  A pure prevarication!  A canard!  I did the SOI with a day to spare.  And I provided Placement with the supporting evidence.

 

So… to make a long story short (I know, too late), The Placement Team will be giving us our allocation of Steward Tickets… in April.  They have assured me (yes, in writing) that we will get our allocation of tickets.  I’m waiting for confirmation that the tickets will be priced at the discounted STS pricing, but it’s probably safe to assume so.  I’ll let you all know about the pricing as soon as I get confirmation.

 

This may turn out to be a blessing in disguise for many of us, as we may have gotten our tax refunds at that time (if you file soon!).  It also gives me more time to beta-test and tweek the new SWB website. 

 

And some of us may be able to score tickets in the Main Sale, which will ease the burden of demand on the STS allocation.  Which leads me to…

 

More Bman Ticket Info

Below is the Bman ticket sale schedule for 2022…and you must read the other info about Bman tickets here Burning Man Tickets | Official source for information about Black Rock City tickets.

 

There’s new info here… read it!

March 16 – May 18:  Ticket Aid Program Open (formerly Low Income Tickets)

March 23 – March 25 (Wed-Fri):  Main Sale registration opens (you must register to attempt to get tix in the Main Sale!!!

March 30th: Main Sale happens (presumably at noon Pacific Time)

Early April:  SWB Steward Ticket Sale

DATES TBA:  STEP (Secure Ticket Exchange Program) opens/closes

Early July:  Ticket fulfilment (delivery) begins

July 6th:  Kid Tickets Available (if you’re bringing a kid 12 years old or younger, you must get a free print-at-home ticket on this day)

July 27 – July 29 (Wed-Fri): Registration for the OMG Ticket Sale happens

August 3rd:  OMG Ticket Sale happens

 

I urge all of you to register for the Main Sale next month (March 23rd) and attempt to buy 2 tix and a vehicle pass.  If you don’t get tickets, it won’t effect your ability to be in Spanky’s STS in April.  Main sale tickets are fully transferrable.  (If you have questions about this, email me.)

 

To enter ANY Bman Ticket Sale, you must have an up-to-date Burner Profile.  Take care of that NOW:  Home | Burning Man Profiles

 

Work Access Passes (formerly Early Access Passes)

Early Build is when we build Spanky’s on the playa.  It happens during the week leading up to Bman.  Everyone who helps with Early Build must have an official Work Access Pass (WAP) from Bman.  We won’t know how many WAPs we are getting until the summer, so we’re not accepting applications for WAPs until then.

 

One exception is… if you need to buy plane tickets soon, to come to the August work/party weekend and/or to do Early Build, let me know now.  If you qualify, I’ll put you on the list now.

 

New Spanky’s Website

Our new website will be unveiled by the end of this week.  You all can begin signing-up and paying camp dues this weekend!   The site won’t be complete… actually… it never will be, as it’s a living, breathing site that will be updated, augmented, and improved often.  We are currently beta-testing and tweeking the site.  I may contact you to help with the beta-testing.

 

NOTE:   If you are a member of the Spanky’s Staph, you will note (at the bottom of this newsletter) that you have a new email addy… yay!  Please contact Deryk (aka SpankIT) for help setting up your mailbox.  spankit@spankys.org

 

When we decided to create a new website (because the old site’s functionality was so limited and “yahoo sitebuilder” basically sucks… and can no longer be updated) our IT team finally agreed that WordPress would be the best bet, for myriad reasons.  However, I didn’t know how complicated WordPress and Elementor are to learn.  It’s like learning to speak Turkish, I swear!

 

So we (Deryk and I) are still looking for any help from anyone with experience with WordPress and Elementor… to do some of the more advanced functions.  Please contact me if you can help.

 

 

Camp Dues

Camp dues are what make Spanky’s possible.  Dues pay for our infrastructure, administration, work parties, construction supplies, wine/beer, DJ system, transportation and storage, and a wide host of other expenses.  We all pay camp dues to cover these costs.

 

Dues for 2022 are increasing by $75.00 due to inflation, 2.5 years of SWB year-round expenses, our need for a whole new sound system, and a massive increase in the cost of lumber/construction supplies…etc.

So Camp dues are $325.00 per Spanker if paid this month.  Dues will increase by $25.00 each month if paid later (i.e. $350.00 if paid in April… $375,00 if paid in May… etc.).

 

If you paid dues in 2020 (and didn’t get a refund) your 2020 dues will be deducted from your current dues.  If you can’t remember if you paid dues in 2020 or how much you paid… I have all the records.  Contact me.

 

You must pay camp dues in advance to be considered for STS tickets… we are beta-testing the website, but you should be able to pay dues (and sign-up) by the end of this week.

 

FREELOADER DUES

If you don’t want to be burdened with workshifts during the event, or if you absolutely MUST leave the event prior to SWB break-down and final MOOPing at the end of the event… we have an option to pay a higher level of camp dues.  (NOTE:  Freeloader Dues do not absolve you from cleaning up and perfectly MOOPing your personal camp space.)

Freeloader dues can also be paid on the SWB website and cost $800.00.

 

FINANCIAL HARDSHIP CASES

As we’ve always done at SWB… we will still have our “Fund For Wayward Spankers”.  If you are truly broke AF and really, really want to be part of our illustrious camp, contact APJ and he will try to work out some kind of deal.  This may be a payment plan, extra workshifts, etc.

 

Spanky’s projected budget for 2022 is also posted on our new website – Dues page.

 

If you paid dues in 2020 and you’re unable to attend Bman this year, contact me.  We would love it if you made that a donation to Spanky’s, but we can offer you a partial refund… a portion of those dues paid for a share of 2.5 years of Spanky’s year-round expenses.  You helped SWB survive through the pandemic.  Thank you!

 

SWB T-Shirt Design and Sticker Design

Hey artsy-fartsy Spankers!  We’re doing SWB 2022 t-shirts and oval bumper stickers again this year.  I’d love to see some design ideas.  Work something up and email it to me.  Maybe you’ll be the one selected this year! 

 

The T-shirt design should include “Spanky’s Wine Bar”, and “2022”, and our playa address (which we don’t know yet, so just use “13 O’clock and Z street” as a placeholder), and you can add one of Spanky’s existing motto’s or create a new one if you want.

 

If you’ve never seen our bumper stickers… the design should be a 4-inch wide oval with “SWB” in the center (and that should be a fun/kinky/perverted font – find one or make one) and the perimeter should have “Spanky’s Wine Bar – 2022 arching the top, and some clever saying/motto along the bottom arc.

 

At this point, the formatting isn’t important (jpeg, etc).  You can even do a sketch on paper and send me a pic of it.  Deadline for submissions is June 1st.  Questions?  Email me.

 

SWB Staph

Admiral Painjoy – HMFIC – Head Mutha Fukka In Charge

          admiralpainjoy@spankys.org

Major D (Doug) – The Camp for Sensual Pleasures Leader & Mover of Flowing Electrons & Cartographer & Civic Planner

          major-d@spankys.org

SpankIT (Deryk) – SWB Information Technology Geek

          spankit@spankys.org

Olaf  (Olaf) – Camp Engineer and Master Macerator

          olaf@spankys.org

Niloc (Colin) – SWB Security Team

          niloc@spankys.org

Red Queen (Amanda) – Ticket Maven and Mistress of Namebadges (and harsh critic of dance moves)

          redqueen@spankys.org  

Dano – Lead builder (and history professor)  – Floaters/Infrastructure

          dano@spankys.org  

Yoyo – Potable water “perv”eyor and RV technician

          yoyo@spankys.org  

Eve – Mistress of Morsels (and hangover magnet) – Coffee Caretakers

          eve@spankys.org

Sky – Civic Planner and Administer of pneumatic red cheeks (and wears the same kilt every day)

          sky@spankys.org

For Now & For Later (Bob & Tanya) – LNT Coordinators – Daily LNT Staff – Final Mooping coordinators

          fornowandforlater@spankys.org  

Christopher Robbin (aka “Code Blue”) – LNT coordinator emeritus

          codeblue@spankys.org

Tripp & Gwyn (and purveyors of dice games) – Bar Tenders and Bar Backs

          tripp@spankys.org

          strawberrytallcake@spankys.org

Lazy Bar Slut (Olivia) & Danielle  – Lead Mistresses – MOD Squad (and lovable freaks!) – Stage Dancers

          lazybarslut@spankys.org

          danielle@spankys.org

Dirty Dan – DJ Coordinator… event planner (and recto-cranially inverted legend) – DJs

          dirtydan@spankys.org  

Blackbird & Amethyst – RV Services Managers (wash your hands after meeting them)

          blackbird@spankys.org

          amethyst@spankys.org

Quantum Glen – BufferZone Manager & Director of Blinky Things (and voice for Movie Fone)

          quantum@spankys.org

 

Art Cars:

Boss Hog (the giant warthog) – Major-D

Illuminaughti (disco dancefloor w/ stripper pole & spank-o-matic) – John M. (Sky)

The Magic Carpet – Steve J. (Twisted)